now. just do it. be compulsive like me.
i do not want to be alone in the home for compulsive twits.
What am I supposed to do to it?
(12-21-2010, 09:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]now. just do it. be compulsive like me.
i do not want to be alone in the home for compulsive twits.
I have calendars in my office from 2008 through 2012 and you think that you're compulsive? you're an amateur at best, now stop being a snag.
I'm waiting for the right calendar. I need one with pockets. Maybe Santa will bring me a good calendar.
all birthdays and anniversaries are neatly penned in, in red ink. as if that wasn't compulsive enough, i use a very nice ecard site and i have scheduled all cards for delivery in 2011. so if i drop dead, people will still get a birthday card from me. it will freak them the fuck out. 
i like the idea of freaking people out from the grave. heh heh
(12-21-2010, 10:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ] (12-21-2010, 09:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]now. just do it. be compulsive like me.
i do not want to be alone in the home for compulsive twits.
I have calendars in my office from 2008 through 2012 and you think that you're compulsive? you're an amateur at best, now stop being a snag.
oh yeah? but do you have every IRS return since 1972?? the Feds are never taking me alive!
(12-22-2010, 05:05 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ] (12-21-2010, 10:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ] (12-21-2010, 09:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]now. just do it. be compulsive like me.
i do not want to be alone in the home for compulsive twits.
I have calendars in my office from 2008 through 2012 and you think that you're compulsive? you're an amateur at best, now stop being a snag.
oh yeah? but do you have every IRS return since 1972?? the Feds are never taking me alive!
Of course I do, doesn't everyone?
I don't. 1972? 
1972 was the first year that I worked, fucking uncle sam making a kid pay fucking taxes, that's some fucked up shit.
I bought a 442 that I spent the next 3 years restoring and turning into a street rod, the only thing faster than that car was the girls that rode in it.
Do you remember the first time you got laid in that car?
That might be a good topic for a thread.
Fuck that shit. Tomorrow is a gift... I don't need to plan for it. If I forget some shit that happened on the day someone will remind me if it's important enough... or heaven forbid I'll remember it myself.
I piss on the calendar... and burn the diary
How old are you people? I wasn't even alive in 1972.
(12-22-2010, 08:36 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]How old are you people? I wasn't even alive in 1972.
Then butt the fuck out of the grown ups thread. you're the type that would have made a good first date on a saturday night, out for cokes screwed and home by 8 PM. So I could start my real saturday night with a little more patience!
(12-22-2010, 08:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2010, 08:36 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]How old are you people? I wasn't even alive in 1972.
Then butt the fuck out of the grown ups thread. you're the type that would have made a good first date on a saturday night, out for cokes screwed and home by 8 PM. So I could start my real saturday night with a little more patience!
Thats nice, you pick up young girls and get them hooked on coke so you can take advantage of them. Keep me out of your disgusting escapades, buddy.
(12-22-2010, 09:52 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2010, 08:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ] (12-22-2010, 08:36 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]How old are you people? I wasn't even alive in 1972.
Then butt the fuck out of the grown ups thread. you're the type that would have made a good first date on a saturday night, out for cokes screwed and home by 8 PM. So I could start my real saturday night with a little more patience!
Thats nice, you pick up young girls and get them hooked on coke so you can take advantage of them. Keep me out of your disgusting escapades, buddy.
See what I mean, too dumb to read the whole paragraph and understand what you read, so what are you doing saturday from 6 to 8? want to go have a coke?
My BlackBerry manages everything for me...it keeps track of appts., birthdays, anniversaries, names, phone numbers, addresses, email, etc. as well as my daily agenda when I'm on the road.
If I know you well enough to get you a gift, I know your birthday. If I wrote everyone else's down, I would have to interact with them or knowingly be an asshole for ignoring their birthday. I choose ignorance. Losers will remind you about it anyway. Cool people don't remind you and don't expect anything. I keep everthing else in my head. I can remember if it is important to me. If it is work related, they feel the need to send out 50 fucking email reminders, so I don't bother to remember.