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You fucked up your poll title.

I fully expect "So felate me, Bitch" as a reply, but I just thought I'd point it out anyway

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crash Wrote:You fucked up your poll title.

I fully expect "So felate me, Bitch" as a reply, but I just thought I'd point it out anyway

Fellate. Two ells.

See Duchess, you missed something here. I may not enjoy receiving oral, but I love GIVING women all they want. Though my last girlfriend sometimes wanted so much my mouth went numb lol.

D Wrote:I love GIVING women all they want.

You da man.

I think D just hasn't had the right woman do it to him. I bet he's had nothing but 'scrapers' and women who disguise a good BJ with their hands instead of their mouth.


Hey D, you missed it here with your preference - you should have said you never get a good BJ because your dick is so big they can't get it in their mouth.

Duchess Wrote:

D Wrote:I love GIVING women all they want.

You da man.

*snort* I wish for a woman in my life that would agree with you instead of treating me like a sack of shit. Can ya guess what made me such a cynical bastard?

The Antagonist Wrote:I think D just hasn't had the right woman do it to him. I bet he's had nothing but 'scrapers' and women who disguise a good BJ with their hands instead of their mouth.


Hey D, you missed it here with your preference - you should have said you never get a good BJ because your dick is so big they can't get it in their mouth.

Except I'd be a liar Its only of average size, and I'm happy with that. I've never suffered from penis envy. Whats the point in your cock being so big you can't get it all the way into her? I see no point in my dick still being 2 inches longer than her pussy is deep. Thanks.

D, abort.
Thread over.

This blowjobless mutha fucka said he doesn't like blow jobs and still has the nerve to show his face around here ... unbelievable ...

D, the 'lie' tastes better. I mean, it would have gotten a chuckle out of anyone reading it and no one needed to know you're only average.

You need to follow OBK's advice and bail outta here!

Middle Finger Wrote:This blowjobless mutha fucka said he doesn't like blow jobs and still has the nerve to show his face around here ... unbelievable ...

Yeah, unbelievable. He reminds of that pillow humpin fucker that doesn't like pussy.

FAHQTOO Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:This blowjobless mutha fucka said he doesn't like blow jobs and still has the nerve to show his face around here ... unbelievable ...

Yeah, unbelievable. He reminds of that pillow humpin fucker that doesn't like pussy.

Except I LOVE pussy... ::bigg::

FAHQTOO Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:This blowjobless mutha fucka said he doesn't like blow jobs and still has the nerve to show his face around here ... unbelievable ...

Yeah, unbelievable. He reminds of that pillow humpin fucker that doesn't like pussy.

::lmao:: Good one, BUT ... I do like pussy ... I like classy pussy I have to chase a little, not throw in my face, pole-dance, slutty low-class easy pussy. I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...

Middle Finger Wrote:

FAHQTOO Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:This blowjobless mutha fucka said he doesn't like blow jobs and still has the nerve to show his face around here ... unbelievable ...

Yeah, unbelievable. He reminds of that pillow humpin fucker that doesn't like pussy.

::lmao:: Good one, BUT ... I do like pussy ... I like classy pussy I have to chase a little, not throw in my face, pole-dance, slutty low-class easy pussy. I don't even like saying the word pussy to be honest, and never really do in person ... you bastards bring that crude shit out in me though ...

so is LUMPY classy?

I don't think Lumpy has high class vagina, no.

I[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

Quote:She has beautiful breasts.

Well, certainly the left one more so than the right.