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I could fish and shine the glass and fish and check for air leaks and feel snug as a bug in a jug and protected from all that happens with the "surface dwellers".:dude: I could wear flippers all day and walk around in my under-wear.::boobs::And the women would never wear bra's.

LuMPyPussy

Are you talking about your Spongebob aquarium?
6 views and I guarantee everyone is thinking the same thing I am....
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote: Quote Post - Mock
Quote:I could fish and shine the glass and fish and check for air leaks and feel snug as a bug in a jug and protected from all that happens with the "surface dwellers".:dude: I could wear flippers all day and walk around in my under-wear.::boobs::And the women would never wear bra's.

I can just imagine you and your girly gang sittin round "checking for air leaks" (queefing) watching the fish smelling like fish...life is good...
I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz

LuMPyPussy

Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker
post it note Wrote:[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote: Quote Post - Mock
Quote:I could fish and shine the glass and fish and check for air leaks and feel snug as a bug in a jug and protected from all that happens with the "surface dwellers".:dude: I could wear flippers all day and walk around in my under-wear.::boobs::And the women would never wear bra's.

I can just imagine you and your girly gang sittin round "checking for air leaks" (queefing) watching the fish smelling like fish...life is good...
You would need a bra. I have standards.

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker[Image: 123625128_9ebe66cabd_m.jpg]
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker
Typical surface dweller.78
BROTHER Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker[Image: 123625128_9ebe66cabd_m.jpg]
You could be in charge of septic discharge and reverse osmosis.

LuMPyPussy

Edited for Frank: Attachment was too big but the post went through anyway. ::dunno::

LuMPyPussy

Poor Maggot Squarepants. :(
Maggot Wrote:I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Actually everyone else underwater would hear you bitch...we could move you into enemy waters to cripple the opposing submarine fleet....

LuMPyPussy

post it note Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Actually everyone else underwater would hear you bitch...we could move you into enemy waters to cripple the opposing submarine fleet....
I read that as enema waters. :Blush:
Why are you thinking about my fine ass??

LuMPyPussy

post it note Wrote:Why are you thinking about my fine ass??
You're offering to move Maggot into your fine ass?
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Poor Maggot Squarepants. :(
I'm getting fish tomorrow after the water gets to room temperature Miss Smartypants!:;beat::I might even get acat-fishand stick it in the water and call it putty-tat in honor of you.Smiley_emoticons_wink
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
post it note Wrote:Why are you thinking about my fine ass??
You're offering to move Maggot into your fine ass?
This is NOT part of my under-sea fantasy.::irk::
I had fried cat fish for lunch....
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
post it note Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Actually everyone else underwater would hear you bitch...we could move you into enemy waters to cripple the opposing submarine fleet....
I read that as enema waters. :Blush:
That is a river in China but it is spelled yuk-dum-poo
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