Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
Friday, July 03, 2009
::lmao::::haha::MEXICO CITY⿿ Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.[/b]
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" ⿿ or "Little Death" ⿿ and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."
Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.
Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.
That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.
:;box::
Soon to be an episode on CSI...
I don't find this particularly funny.
I have an in depth knowledge of Mexican wrestling andknow of its importance in Mexican culture and society, all wrestlers are given the samerespect any other sportsman would receive even midget performers.
true, the deaths aren't funny, but the phrasing of the headline appealed to my warped sense of humor.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I don't find this particularly funny.
I have an in depth knowledge of Mexican wrestling andknow of its importance in Mexican culture and society, all wrestlers are given the samerespect any other sportsman would receive even midget performers.
The only exception being, that once they lose the respect, they're ground into taco meat for the street vendors.
Luke Warmwater Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I don't find this particularly funny.
I have an in depth knowledge of Mexican wrestling andknow of its importance in Mexican culture and society, all wrestlers are given the samerespect any other sportsman would receive even midget performers.
The only exception being, that once they lose the respect, they're ground into taco meat for the street vendors.
::haha::
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I don't find this particularly funny.
I have an in depth knowledge of Mexican wrestling andknow of its importance in Mexican culture and society, all wrestlers are given the samerespect any other sportsman would receive even midget performers.
Jack Black must be mad as hell.
Anyone else ever question OP's 'in depth knowledge' on really fucking weird subjects?
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Anyone else ever question OP's 'in depth knowledge' on really fucking weird subjects?
NormallyI would, but this one doesn't surprise me. Mexican midget wrestlers are right up his alley. He probally has a display of posable toymidget wrestlers along with his Star Wars and superhero collection.
sally Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Anyone else ever question OP's 'in depth knowledge' on really fucking weird subjects?
NormallyI would, but this one doesn't surprise me. Mexican midget wrestlers are right up his alley. He probally has a display of posable toymidget wrestlers along with his Star Wars and superhero collection.
Right up his alley conjures a really disturbing mental image.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:sally Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Anyone else ever question OP's 'in depth knowledge' on really fucking weird subjects?
NormallyI would, but this one doesn't surprise me. Mexican midget wrestlers are right up his alley. He probally has a display of posable toymidget wrestlers along with his Star Wars and superhero collection.
Right up his alley conjures a really disturbing mental image.
<insert BD photochop opportunity here>
::scared::