Mock

Does anyone else miss the her waddle?

"Miss" is too strong of a word. I know she's not here though if that helps.

I have an idea, let's see if she will come back...

brb

I do. My existence has been a little emptier without her.
I heard a year or so ago a morbidly obese woman was removed from her house and that they had to knock down a wall and have a specially designed stretcher to take her out.

I thought three things in rapid succession

"Oh that is so sad"

"How do people get that fat?""

"Wonder if it was Cyberbitch?"

Lucky Syber, she's being stalked by a lady boy and a fat man with bifocals.

Whoah shit! Sally has hit can number 16. Time to lock the bar fridge.

cellulite bump

I'm glad you figured out none of the rest of us will fuck you so you better flirt with the fat chick. At your age, it's good to be pragmatic.