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Well, I see that cracker and her plunger thread is going strong. 5pp 60+ posts. Very impressive. I really enjoy moving out of the crime forum. So much to talk about.

(03-30-2011, 12:21 AM)Adub Wrote: [ -> ]Well, I see that cracker and her plunger thread is going strong. 5pp 60+ posts. Very impressive. I really enjoy moving out of the crime forum. So much to talk about.

Really? Because the rest of us wish your stupid ass would stay in the crime forums. You add nothing of value. You aren't even funny. I don't see the point of having you around.

Oh yeah, and I keep my plunger right behind the shitter. Hahaha!

I don't really care how the tp is put on the roll as long as I can use it. Some people are batshit crazy about it though. It has to be a certain way or they freak. I have bigger fish to fry.

Well every fucking toilet paper dispenser in the house has mysteriously broke off the wall, apparently a little fairy comes in while I'm gone and destroys all my shit. So the toilet paper just sits on top of the toilet tank.

(03-31-2011, 08:05 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well every fucking toilet paper dispenser in the house has mysteriously broke off the wall, apparently a little fairy comes in while I'm gone and destroys all my shit. So the toilet paper just sits on top of the toilet tank.

As a neat freak, does that drive you crazy?

I think I would have a fit and I'm not super anal. I freak if I see someone leaning on a doorknob because I don't want the doors to be all white trash crooked. The loss of several toilet paper holders might send me over the edge.

(03-31-2011, 08:05 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well every fucking toilet paper dispenser in the house has mysteriously broke off the wall, apparently a little fairy comes in while I'm gone and destroys all my shit. So the toilet paper just sits on top of the toilet tank.

Somebody must be leaning on those fuckers while trying to give birth to a 2lb turd. Either that, or somebodies fat ass needs to grab ahold of those things in order to get off the seat.

There is a reason for this...let's solve the mystery!

Fuckina he did...wonder if he ever boned Daphne?

(03-31-2011, 06:04 PM)thekid65 Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-31-2011, 08:05 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well every fucking toilet paper dispenser in the house has mysteriously broke off the wall, apparently a little fairy comes in while I'm gone and destroys all my shit. So the toilet paper just sits on top of the toilet tank.

Somebody must be leaning on those fuckers while trying to give birth to a 2lb turd. Either that, or somebodies fat ass needs to grab ahold of those things in order to get off the seat.

There is a reason for this...let's solve the mystery!

I believe my son is the culprit. He's been fucking up everything I own since 1998.

(04-01-2011, 08:21 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I believe my son is the culprit. He's been fucking up everything I own since 1998.

Doesnt that piss ya off? My 13 yr old girl breaks shit on occasion..and instead of telling me "Dad, I broke this while I was doing such and such" She tries to hide the broken shit.

I tell her quite often, that she'll rarely get scolded if something breaks while she's using it normally (as in the case of the mini blinds last month)..but if you try and hide shit, I'm gonna be pissed.