(04-04-2013, 10:40 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
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Maybe it's just me, but Jan should have been a hell of a lot more appreciative of pre-meeting cunnilingus.
New rule: Do not read this shit at work. People are looking at me like I am nuts, especially when I tell them I cannot read it out loud.
I liked the first one from today. I could totally picture my Mom saying something like that.
a friend of mine made pizza and wanted to send her mother a pic of how it turned out. instead of pizza, the autocorrect wrote "pussy" and the mother received two messages "take a look at my pussy!" and a picture.. called her daughter right away, telling her that she's not going to open that text XD
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