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Some just never age.........

I would hit that, seriously I would.

(03-25-2011, 01:06 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]I would hit that, seriously I would.

Now that I'm in mid-40's, I look at nearly every woman, regardless of age, with the 'would I or wouldn't I' question. At age 39, I never would've looked at a woman in her 50's and thought of her sexually.

Funny how things change.

My wife is the only woman I have ever been with that is younger than me, I don't really know if that was ever a conscious decision on my part or not.

I believe thats a great concept that 70 can be the new 40! I am not adverse to a bit of nip and tuck.

(03-25-2011, 06:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I believe thats a great concept that 70 can be the new 40!

Don't delude yourself. 70 is 70. I can't stand it when women say that shit to each other.

I just cannot say enough about this, yoga infested, healthy food, non-alcoholic bitch. The nerve!

(03-25-2011, 07:16 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-25-2011, 06:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I believe thats a great concept that 70 can be the new 40!

Don't delude yourself. 70 is 70. I can't stand it when women say that shit to each other.

Maybe for you!

(03-25-2011, 08:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-25-2011, 07:16 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-25-2011, 06:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I believe thats a great concept that 70 can be the new 40!

Don't delude yourself. 70 is 70. I can't stand it when women say that shit to each other.

Maybe for you!

Yes, when I'm 70 years old, I will actually be 70 years old. If you think you can be 40 when you're 70, you're probably already in the early stages of dementia.

You know what username, I have looked after people with dementia and its a devastating experience that the family and the person go through. Why would you say such a mean nasty thing to me?

I hope they find a cure for dementia

Username disregard the last post, I am overly sensitive, which can help sometimes in my job but sometimes it is not good in my personal life.

Regret: When you can edit shit because it's only been five minutes, but you are too tipsy to think of it.

YOu are onto me Cracker!

(03-25-2011, 09:25 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]Why would you say such a mean nasty thing to me?

Why are you asking that question in Mock? Huh? That's a stupid question, Aussie and I'm on the verge of giving you some mean & nasty you won't soon forget.

Duchess, i should not be allowed online during certain times!

The saying goes: "You're as old as you feel". I know people in their 40's that act like they're 70, & people in their 70's that act like their 40. so. . .

So c'mon 70, so I can be 40 again!

I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.

I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...

That is my nightmare.

(03-26-2011, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.

I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...

That is my nightmare.

I wouldn't touch you with iamadicks dick.

The thought of you in a state of sexual arousal chills me to the bone and makes me sick to the very depths of my mortal soul.

I bet I could strike a match on your face.

Your husbands reward was surely a place in heaven after being married to you.

(03-26-2011, 02:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-26-2011, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.

I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...

That is my nightmare.

I wouldn't touch you with iamadicks dick.

The thought of you in a state of sexual arousal chills me to the bone and makes me sick to the very depths of my mortal soul.

I bet I could strike a match on your face.

Your husbands reward was surely a place in heaven after being married to you.

I'm sure it is very lovely having a man around the house to cook, clean, and watch the kiddo. I may have to hire one.

My skin is lovely, tyvm. I don't cover it in makeup or burn it to a crisp. I have decided I will most likely wrinkle all at once, overnight. So far, so good.

I join you in wishing my ex a speedy and pleasant trip to the heavens. Praise Jesus.