Mock

Close your eyes and I will give you an emanuel surprise.

Can you smell that?

"I use head and shoulders"

"But you don't have dandruff!.......aaahhhh!"

Can I put my hands on your shoulders?

Gee, your hair smells like my mistress.

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Mmmm, Rohm, you make donkeys proud

or...

*giggles* stop poking me with your cigar...

You found the G spot

I'm going to fuck you up your maggot...

He: "you ..... just farted."

She: "..........yess"

He: "it's like ..... Chanel No5."

She: "ahhh ...... thank you"

Is that just the constitution rolled up in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

"I did not have sexual relations with that other woman...it was only a blow job, it's you I care about."

Just thought I would try to get SOMEBODY to puke up supper with that picture,