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Take this quiz and post your top two or three results:

http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Q...Matic.aspx

I'm a relative Buddhist. If I could be nice to all other people, I might achieve enlightenment. As I am a total smartass, boddhisattva is not in my near future.

I don't feel the need for a reminder-god. I know I am supposed to be nice to others. I just forget sometimes. Or the ornery overrides my compassionate side.

What are you? Care to share?
Got half way through the quiz and service died. Does that mean I'm going to Hell? Try again later.
No, it means the Christians are needing an immediate affirmation of their faith and can't wait 'til Sunday.
(04-02-2011, 02:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]No, it means the Christians are needing an immediate affirmation of their faith and can't wait 'til Sunday.
hah



100% Reform Judaism. hah


Hahaha @ Duchess. That cracked me up. Don't tell your Monsignor.


Unitarian Universalism ran a close second at 95%. Hahaha! This is so funny to me.
1 - Secular Humanism
2 - NonTheist
Unitarian Universalism
Liberal Quakers 2nd hahaha.
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (97%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (92%)
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (82%)
Here's a lovely picture of me and Dick practicing witch craft.

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That test is bullshit lol.
stupid double post
(04-02-2011, 06:02 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]stupid double post

Only a witch can make a double post on Mock.
(04-02-2011, 05:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)

Maybe Jesus isn't your homeboy...
(04-02-2011, 06:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-02-2011, 05:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)

Maybe Jesus isn't your homeboy...

Don't kid yourself, the little test only works if you practice Christian values and tell the truth.



(04-02-2011, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-02-2011, 06:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-02-2011, 05:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)

Maybe Jesus isn't your homeboy...

Don't kid yourself, the little test only works if you practice Christian values and tell the truth.

I know there is a fallacy in this statement somewhere. Let me think on it for a bit.
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (95%)
4. Reform Judaism (94%)
5. Baha'i Faith (90%)
6. Sikhism (76%)
7. Neo-Pagan (75%)
8. New Age (70%)
9. New Thought (67%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (67%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (62%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
15. Secular Humanism (61%)
16. Islam (58%)
17. Scientology (56%)
18. Jainism (54%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (52%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
21. Taoism (46%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (45%)
23. Nontheist (40%)
24. Hinduism (39%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (33%)
26. Roman Catholic (33%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)


Oh my, if my mother ever finds out I'm gonna be in some real trouble!
Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
Unitarian Universalism (99%)
Liberal Quakers (94%)
Neo-Pagan (80%)
Baha'i Faith (78%)
Theravada Buddhism (77%)
Mahayana Buddhism (76%)
New Age (75%)
Reform Judaism (72%)
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (72%)
New Thought (70%)
Secular Humanism (63%)
Taoism (62%)
Scientology (59%)
Orthodox Quaker (58%)
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
Orthodox Judaism (50%)
Jainism (46%)
Nontheist (45%)
Sikhism (45%)
Islam (42%)
Hinduism (37%)
Jehovah's Witness (35%)
Seventh Day Adventist (31%)
Eastern Orthodox (24%)
Roman Catholic (24%)

Discombobulation (110%)
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