Any Ohio Nurses ever been or are currently a participant in the Alternative program? I aimagine this may be the only post in this thread,but, I thought I'd give it a try!
Is "alternative" a nice way to say "let's let them think they're really nurses but actually they're just playing with dolls"?
(04-04-2011, 02:24 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ]Is "alternative" a nice way to say "let's let them think they're really nurses but actually they're just playing with dolls"?
that wasn't nice. don't mock me butt face
(04-04-2011, 01:54 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ]Any Ohio Nurses ever been or are currently a participant in the Alternative program?
Developed a taste for the meds, while on the job, didn't you?
(04-04-2011, 02:48 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 01:54 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ]Any Ohio Nurses ever been or are currently a participant in the Alternative program?
Developed a taste for the meds, while on the job, didn't you?
Damn you guessed my friend's secret!
(04-04-2011, 02:44 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 02:24 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ]Is "alternative" a nice way to say "let's let them think they're really nurses but actually they're just playing with dolls"?
that wasn't nice. don't mock me butt face
Wow. That must really have hurt you to say. It's very cutting edge. Do you need a moment to compose yourself now?
(04-04-2011, 04:25 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 02:44 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 02:24 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ]Is "alternative" a nice way to say "let's let them think they're really nurses but actually they're just playing with dolls"?
that wasn't nice. don't mock me butt face
Wow. That must really have hurt you to say. It's very cutting edge. Do you need a moment to compose yourself now?
I'm working my way up. Taking it slow ...so you will understand tard
I don't care to understand tard. Don't really have much ambition to understand tard. It's just not my thing. But, to each his/her own.
I think your doll needs changing. Off you go then...
(04-04-2011, 01:54 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ]Any Ohio Nurses ever been or are currently a participant in the Alternative program? I aimagine this may be the only post in this thread,but, I thought I'd give it a try!
Hi Kitty, I am a registered nurse, I don't know what the requirements are in US compared to here, but you have to go to uni for 3 years. I am now doing a post grad in mental health.
I had a friend at uni who was from the US she was a nurse in the US and she was doing her degree here, and they gave her such a hard time she left. She was a really nice lady and would have made a wonderful nurse.
(04-04-2011, 06:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 01:54 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ]Any Ohio Nurses ever been or are currently a participant in the Alternative program? I aimagine this may be the only post in this thread,but, I thought I'd give it a try!
Hi Kitty, I am a registered nurse, I don't know what the requirements are in US compared to here, but you have to go to uni for 3 years. I am now doing a post grad in mental health.
I had a friend at uni who was from the US she was a nurse in the US and she was doing her degree here, and they gave her such a hard time she left. She was a really nice lady and would have made a wonderful nurse.
What is uni?
(04-04-2011, 07:31 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ]What is uni?
School. College. University.
Also:
Brow and Cycle.
and sex. 
(04-04-2011, 07:36 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]whats brow and cycle?
This one is your's, LC.
Sex!
Maybe I should have used: Corn?
(04-04-2011, 07:45 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 07:36 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]whats brow and cycle?
This one is your's, LC.
Sex!
Maybe I should have used: Corn?
LC - you got three
for the following reasons:
1. - The visual I got of seniors wearing matching outfits that are the same size.
2. - I got to post "Sex" for no reason whatsoever.
3. - I knew this would need explanation.
Shit . . . I'm still laughing!
(04-04-2011, 07:33 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ] (04-04-2011, 07:31 PM)kitty1 Wrote: [ -> ]What is uni?
School. College. University.
Also:
Brow and Cycle.
Damn! I set myself up for that one. At least I got the brow and cycle. The Alternative program is for nurses that get a DUI or tested positive for drugs or alcohol at work. I thought Uni was some sort of rehab program in Australia. It's a big pain in the ass if your'e in the program. It is 3 years long.
I (luckly) have not had to grace the alternative program... but I know many who have. Its not difficult to get into a bad place... we have the access...the title (nobody thinks we would steal meds or write fake scripts)... if we dont have the stregnth or will power to resist... well the fate is laid out....
It's a bigger pain in the ass if the useless, careless, worthless piece of shit junkie/lush nurse kills someone on their shift because they're fucked up.
That 3 yr program should be changed to permanent demotion to any fast food drive thru window.