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The CIA has in fact learned that Osama Bin Laden did in fact escape the US raid badly wounded!, he has been smuggled out of Pakistan. He is believed to have changed his name to Ivor Bin Shot.
and he's now taking up with katie price....
I saw him! He was behind the counter at my local 7-11! Bastard heals quickly.
(05-03-2011, 02:56 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ]and he's now taking up with katie price....

Katie Price would fuck satan if it would get her some publicity.

i told you all sunday night...he's playing vegas.

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(05-03-2011, 03:04 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-03-2011, 02:56 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ]and he's now taking up with katie price....

Katie Price would fuck satan if it would get her some publicity.

At least she puts a shirt on once in a while. That Jordan, on the other hand..perfect match for zombiesama.


Who the hell is Katie Price?
(05-03-2011, 03:39 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Who the hell is Katie Price?

A talentless orange skinned bitch, a so called "celebrity", the artist formerly known as Jordan.



I've never heard of her...does that make me uncool?
Or perhaps the lovely "glamour model", Jodie Marsh...[Image: jodie-louisa-marsh-an.jpg]
(05-03-2011, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've never heard of her...does that make me uncool?

Google 'the sun'. The first option you get is the the U.K. Sun newspaper. All the dirt in the U.K. and worldwide. She's a former Page 3 girl I believe. Mmmmmmmm, Page 3 girls!!!
(05-03-2011, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've never heard of her...does that make me uncool?

No it doesn't.

Katie Price is about as cool as platform shoes and beehive haircuts.
(05-03-2011, 04:26 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Katie Price is about as cool as platform shoes and beehive haircuts.

Your statement is an affront to a working "band", sir!

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Love shack made me pray for immediate and complete nuclear armageddon.


How about Radar Love?
Apart from Love Shack and the lead singer bitch singing on REM's Shiny Happy People the B52's didn't really feature in the British charts at all.
(05-03-2011, 04:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

How about Radar Love?

i loved that song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ4EID2hjxY

(05-03-2011, 05:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]i loved that song!


Me too, I have happy memories attached to it & they all come back whenever I hear it. The first thing that comes to mind is being shitfaced in a farmers field partying with my friends. I can picture myself dancing around chugging from a wine bottle, the more things change the more things stay the same.


Rock Lobster! Down! Down!


I'm fine. Why do you ask?
(05-03-2011, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]The first thing that comes to mind is being shitfaced in a farmers field partying with my friends. I can picture myself dancing around chugging from a wine bottle.

Or as Duchess calls them "weekdays",
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