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I'm gonna hire a beaner to mow my yard next week. Cuz I'm nice like that.

Fucking illegals! Damn them to hell!

Okay . . . now that I got that out of my system . . .

I've prepared 10 lbs. of machaca beef for my brother's office celebration.

Yes . . . I am a wonderful sibling and for my rewards I was invited to an attorney friend's Cinco de Mayo celebration!

Here's the rub . . . he is an anti SB 1070 attorney. Yes . . . he knows that I am pro SB 1070.

However, his Mexican National clients are preparing and supplying most of the food and the bastard knows how much I love authentic comida Mexicana.

Call me a whore, but I'M GOING! You're damn right I'd sell my soul for handmade tortillas and chili rellenos. Go ahead . . . call me a hypocrite while I'm licking the remnants of the last of the barbacoa or carnitas off my plate. Or wiping the scorching fresh salsa off my chin.

Sure . . . I feel a little dirty.

Maybe a bath with a few Pacificos will make me clean again.

Tiki is a

I want to see a pic of the machaca. Try to keep the drunk attorneys out of the frame, please.

Hmmm, 5^th of May, let me see. Maybe go to Rotary Park and blast the Star Spangled Banner on a fat-ass boom box? Making sure to get the thump thump going? Or maybe that country song about being proud to be an American? Then head over to Town & Country park? Might even make a pit stop at McNalley in between?

Tiki, marry me!

You can even sleep in the middle, now how fucking good does it get?!

And at night time you can tell me stories about what the heck a Cinco de Mayo is. Sounds either like a latin sandwich drenched in Mayo or the revenues one makes from selling Mayo to me really.

dick is gonna hire a pinata party by offering some wetbacks a dollar an hour to do it for him.

Then when they refuse he is gonna come back here and whinge about illegal immigrants AGAIN!

Hmmm, maybe we will have Moe's for dinner. Do you guys have Moe's? The best burritos eva!! I love me a Homewrecker with extra guac.

We have a Moe's, but my husband is a weirdo and doesn't like Mexican food so I haven't mentioned stopping in there. There is a really good authentic mexican restaurant here that I can talk him into once in a while, but thats just because he likes the huge $2 Dos Equis drafts they have there.

chili rellenos....*thud*

two please. And make them a double.

I can hardly wait for the festivities to start.

They're having a big Cinco De Mayo festival on Beach St. with a bunch of food, music, and alcohol. I won't be going this year because I'm fat miserable bitch.

Timing is everything.

sally, I'll have a few drinks for you. I'm such a good friend that way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYxO3Y-wOrM

(05-05-2011, 08:04 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Hmmm, maybe we will have Moe's for dinner. Do you guys have Moe's? The best burritos eva!! I love me a Homewrecker with extra guac.

What???

Well .... pheew then.

I just found out there is a Moe's in Rossford Ohio. I 'm gonna have to check it out!