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[/b]OK, I can live with this. But do not get WHY we have to vote on something that me and my husband just went out and did...without issue and without pissing people off....OK, my brother was a little pissed, but that is a different story.
Gay couples ought to have the right to marry (civil unions) but under religious freedom, no religion should be forced to conduct gay marriages.

Good for New York.
user, I feel all they want is the right to a civil union. I think the house is gonna put in place some stipulation that churches cannot be sued if they refuse to perform a ceremony. I forget the exact wording of that part of it all.
My only problem with gay marriage: It is going to fuck us financially. If longtime partners are to now become entitled to deceased spouse benefits, we are fucked. Social Security/Medicare are already the largest part of the American budget. We need the gays to put in but not take out... It isn't all about ass-sex.
(06-25-2011, 12:05 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]We need the gays to put in but not take out... It isn't all about ass-sex.

So are you saying that it's O K for them to work all their lives and pay into the same funds as heterosexuals but should expect nothing back? Don't they deserve equality in ALL aspects of the American Experience?
(06-25-2011, 12:05 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]My only problem with gay marriage: It is going to fuck us financially. If longtime partners are to now become entitled to deceased spouse benefits, we are fucked. Social Security/Medicare are already the largest part of the American budget. We need the gays to put in but not take out... It isn't all about ass-sex.

What???? Maybe we ought to raise the age for S.S. and trim medicare benefits. Trim the budget on the backs (excuse the pun) of gay Americans? Like that would balance the budget. :giant eyeroll:
(06-25-2011, 12:38 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ]So are you saying that it's O K for them to work all their lives and pay into the same funds as heterosexuals but should expect nothing back? Don't they deserve equality in ALL aspects of the American Experience?

What? You think gays don't get SS or Medicare? Because they do. I specifically said SPOUSAL BENEFITS.

I'm saying it will fuck our economy even more. Being pragmatic isn't always PC. I don't mind gays, love the gays, but the spousal benefits issue is a problem.

Male/female spousal benefits were made so women that stayed home to have babies would have income when they got old. I can even see this for gay couples who have children and one person stays home. For gay unions with no kids, sorry, can't afford you.

If same sex marriages will get full benefits, I'm marrying some old dyke so I can have her share of benefits when she dies. She just can't live here or touch my tootie.

Any takers?
(06-25-2011, 12:50 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]What???? Maybe we ought to raise the age for S.S. and trim medicare benefits. Trim the budget on the backs (excuse the pun) of gay Americans? Like that would balance the budget. :giant eyeroll:

My retirement age is 70. That is fucking old to be working full time. I started working full time at 15. That is over 50 years of work. Fuck that.

I don't know how we can fix this. I don't want to be the one to tell the old people they have to eat Alpo.

Maybe NOBODY should have spousal benefits.
(06-25-2011, 02:36 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I'm marrying some old dyke so I can have her share of benefits when she dies. She just can't live here or touch my tootie.

Any takers?

Are you sure that would be worth it?
(06-25-2011, 02:47 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ][quote='Cracker' pid='173305' dateline='1308983789']
I'm marrying some old dyke so I can have her share of benefits when she dies. She just can't live here or touch my tootie.

Any takers?



I'll bite...no pun intended.
Only for the benefits though. I think I'm a little older than you (45) but my lifestyle guarantees for me to have an early exit out of nutsville.
No pussy lickin for me either..Smiley_emoticons_kotz

We could probably meet at a public place once in a while to drink and make fun of OP, Dick and jsmom...if you wanted.

I have no desire to live with you OR touch your tootie. You keep your 2 sheets, and I'll keep my 1.

(06-25-2011, 02:37 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I'll bite...no pun intended.
Only for the benefits though. I think I'm a little older than you (45) but my lifestyle guarantees for me to have an early exit out of nutsville.
No pussy lickin for me either..Smiley_emoticons_kotz

We could probably meet at a public place once in a while to drink and make fun of OP, Dick and jsmom...if you wanted.

I have no desire to live with you OR touch your tootie. You keep your 2 sheets, and I'll keep my 1.

You are not old enough, sorry, to die before me. Unless you drink a whole bunch, then it might be profitable.

The rest sounds great! Just no body fluids and I'm good!
(06-25-2011, 02:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-25-2011, 02:37 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I'll bite...no pun intended.
Only for the benefits though. I think I'm a little older than you (45) but my lifestyle guarantees for me to have an early exit out of nutsville.
No pussy lickin for me either..Smiley_emoticons_kotz

We could probably meet at a public place once in a while to drink and make fun of OP, Dick and jsmom...if you wanted.

I have no desire to live with you OR touch your tootie. You keep your 2 sheets, and I'll keep my 1.



You are not old enough, sorry, to die before me. Unless you drink a whole bunch, then it might be profitable.

The rest sounds great! Just no body fluids and I'm good!



I've smoked ciggs for 28 years....I smoke weed almost daily... Most everything I eat is processed...I'm on the back of a fucking maniacs bike with no helmet almost daily...you do the math.

I did give up pop and caffeine though...I'm sure that will save me. hah

(06-25-2011, 02:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I've smoked ciggs for 28 years....I smoke weed almost daily... Most everything I eat is processed...I'm on the back of a fucking maniacs bike with no helmet almost daily...you do the math.

I did give up pop and caffeine though...I'm sure that will save me. hah

hah Who could turn all that down? hah

You are aging quite well for living like a teenager! I'm aging well at the moment, too. I always wonder if I will age overnight. Some morning I'm going to wake up and have the shock of my life. I'll just pick my tits up off the floor and go on with it.

If this were matchdotcom, your profile would read:

Adventurous woman seeks lesbian benefits partner. If you are celibate and love to take risks, hit me up! Only health conscious people, please, no caffeine drinkers.
(06-25-2011, 03:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]If this were matchdotcom, your profile would read:

Adventurous woman seeks lesbian benefits partner. If you are celibate and love to take risks, hit me up! Only health conscious people, please, no caffeine drinkers.


That was damn good! hah

Do me!

Don't make me sorry I asked for it. Smiley_emoticons_fies


High-maintenance professional woman looking for a spare. If you have free time during the work day when my number one is busy making money, you might be the one for me! You must have your own nicely-decorated home in which to meet as you would not be allowed to use the facilities at my home. No fatties, tea baggers, illegals, or smokers need respond. Tokers will be considered based upon level of personal hygiene. Don't expect to be fed afterward. Covered parking a plus.
Hahahaha!


hah Who could turn all that down? hah

You are aging quite well for living like a teenager! I'm aging well at the moment, too. I always wonder if I will age overnight. Some morning I'm going to wake up and have the shock of my life. I'll just pick my tits up off the floor and go on with it.

If this were matchdotcom, your profile would read:

Adventurous woman seeks lesbian benefits partner. If you are celibate and love to take risks, hit me up! Only health conscious people, please, no caffeine drinkers.
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I figure the metabolism gods will strike me dead on the stroke of midnight on my 50th birthday.



Oh my God, you see me as high maintenance slut! Big surprise
(06-25-2011, 02:37 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-25-2011, 02:47 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ][quote='Cracker' pid='173305' dateline='1308983789']
I'm marrying some old dyke so I can have her share of benefits when she dies. She just can't live here or touch my tootie.

Any takers?



I'll bite...no pun intended.
Only for the benefits though. I think I'm a little older than you (45) but my lifestyle guarantees for me to have an early exit out of nutsville.
No pussy lickin for me either..Smiley_emoticons_kotz

We could probably meet at a public place once in a while to drink and make fun of OP, Dick and jsmom...if you wanted.

I have no desire to live with you OR touch your tootie. You keep your 2 sheets, and I'll keep my 1.

You can never go wrong if you're talking about Dick.

I guess that fits both ways, just don't fucking tell me about it if you're a guy and you're talking about my dick.

Why do they have to call it "gay marriage" if it's so fucking normal?

(06-25-2011, 04:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Oh my God, you see me as high maintenance slut! Big surprise

NO!

I just don't think you are pathetic or that you would ever leave Cowboy. So that means boy toy with a decent pad. Who wants foreign hairs in the sink?

Honestly, I doubt many of us are matchdotcom types of people. Anybody ever do a dating service? (Dick's Craigslist homo ads don't count.)
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