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Is there anything douchier than having a Latin signature? Why do that shit? You think I think you are smart because you can google a Latin phrase or because you took Latin in high school?

Unless you are a language or literature professor, or you are in charge of nomenclature, you are a douche if you have a Latin signature. It is a dead language.

Just sayin'.

What do you think is the hallmark of an online douche?
(07-22-2011, 08:37 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]What do you think is the hallmark of an online douche?


Outside of Mock I can tolerate a plethora of bullshit because I simply don't care but what has the ability to set my teeth on edge is the PWND & other juvenile crap. The moment I see that kind of thing I know I'm in the wrong place & there will be no intelligent conversation to be found, it's all about the lultz. I may not have spelled that right, I think it's dumb so I've only skimmed over it. 78


The online millionaires annoy Dick. I noticed that. He thinks everyone online is lying.
(07-22-2011, 08:37 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Is there anything douchier than having a Latin signature? Why do that shit? You think I think you are smart because you can google a Latin phrase or because you took Latin in high school?

Unless you are a language or literature professor, or you are in charge of nomenclature, you are a douche if you have a Latin signature. It is a dead language.

Just sayin'.

What do you think is the hallmark of an online douche?

How exactly is that any douchier than any other quote in any language other than English? I happen to like the song and the reference it makes and that phrase is sung in Latin, not English. If I decide to quote Lady Marmalade, I'll do it in Amurrikin for you so you can keep up. Fucktard.
I think the hallmark of an online douchebag is a person who only visits the forums to pick apart the other members rather than engage in discussion. Suck a bag of dicks.
(07-22-2011, 08:59 AM)Mary Wrote: [ -> ]I think the hallmark of an online douchebag is a person who only visits the forums to pick apart the other members rather than engage in discussion. Suck a bag of dicks.

Even on a Mock Forum?

Because that's kinda the point. Free domination for those of us who don't like other people's bodily fluids on them...
(07-22-2011, 08:57 AM)Mary Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-22-2011, 08:37 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Is there anything douchier than having a Latin signature? Why do that shit? You think I think you are smart because you can google a Latin phrase or because you took Latin in high school?

Unless you are a language or literature professor, or you are in charge of nomenclature, you are a douche if you have a Latin signature. It is a dead language.

Just sayin'.

What do you think is the hallmark of an online douche?

How exactly is that any douchier than any other quote in any language other than English? I happen to like the song and the reference it makes and that phrase is sung in Latin, not English. If I decide to quote Lady Marmalade, I'll do it in Amurrikin for you so you can keep up. Fucktard.

Are you offended? Do you think I'm referring to you?

You can't ask why it is douchey when you quoted the explanation.

So that is my new question: Is there anything douchier than someone who asks a question in a post where they actually quote the answer? hahahahaha

You can't call me a fucktard when you post Latin song lyrics for your signature. Just like obese people can't call other people fat. It is wrong.
(07-22-2011, 08:59 AM)Mary Wrote: [ -> ]I think the hallmark of an online douchebag is a person who only visits the forums to pick apart the other members rather than engage in discussion.


I actually seek out places where I can do that. I'm like the Hitler of stupid people & it's my mission in life to shine the verbal spotlight on the dumbasses of the world. There's not much that brings me greater joy than to push buttons & jerk chains & to be able to do it to such a degree I've made them lose their composure. heh heh




I'm warped. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
I can actually call you anything I like. And I never said you couldn't sit around playing with your own feces (oops, sorry, Latin again) and wait until you spot a comment or signature to pounce upon in an effort to sound like a smug, superior asshole with a life, when in fact you probably are instituionalized for doing terrible things to small animals. What I said was that doing that while having nothing to contribute to the discussion is douchey. And it is. And you are pathetic. Have a super day, you moron.


OMG! Was it something I said?
(07-22-2011, 09:38 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-22-2011, 08:59 AM)Mary Wrote: [ -> ]I think the hallmark of an online douchebag is a person who only visits the forums to pick apart the other members rather than engage in discussion. Suck a bag of dicks.

Even on a Mock Forum?

Because that's kinda the point. Free domination for those of us who don't like other people's bodily fluids on them...

I don't think you will ever have to worry about having another human's bodily fluids on you. Ever.
online douchebags, to me, include people who think Mock is Craigslist for real estate adverts.

and years ago at FG, pathetic whining scammers always begging for money with sad stories. 34 they were invariably con artists, but the simple-minded and gullible bought it.
Lets recap:

Douchebag may refer to:

Device used to administer a douche
Pejorative term in slang use, similar to, but arguably less harsh than, asshole
Douchebag (film): a 2010 film directed by Drake Doremus
(07-22-2011, 08:48 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]The online millionaires annoy Dick. I noticed that. He thinks everyone online is lying.

Not everyone, stop fucking lying.