I'm SO glad my wife was home when "it" happened. Had the unpleasant experience of being at a buddies house when his daughter had that issue...his wife was at work. He had to go get the neighbor lady for help.
If you think you were glad you should know your daughter was probably ecstatic.
User started a thread in Members Only about this subject, you might have been vacationing then.
(08-08-2011, 04:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]If you think you were glad you should know your daughter was probably ecstatic.
Damned straight there...it would have been a fiasco..and knowing my kid, she wouldnt have said a word.
(08-08-2011, 04:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ] (08-08-2011, 04:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
User started a thread in Members Only about this subject, you might have been vacationing then.
here is is:
http://mockforums.net/thread-6034.html
Damn, that's a 7-pager!!
Can we talk about catching boys whacking it for the first time now?
Don't have a son...but if I did, and the situation were to happen... my response would be:
Atta boy...meet your left/right hand. It will be your fantasy...it will never talk back, will never be hormonal, overly emotional, or just pain bitchy, will never spend your money w/o your knowledge, will always do what it's told..and sure, it may make a little mess..but nothing that a washcloth wont take care of.
I think User should show that to her husband...
About the boys jacking off...yeah, I walked down the stairs one day, and he was going to town on the fucking couch! I don't think he heard me come down the stairs or turn around and go right back up them. 10 yrs later and I'm still traumatized.
(08-08-2011, 06:09 PM)thekid65 Wrote: [ -> ]will never spend your money w/o your knowledge
I've never done anything like that in my life & consider it disrespectful, it sounds like stealing.
(08-08-2011, 08:22 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (08-08-2011, 06:09 PM)thekid65 Wrote: [ -> ]will never spend your money w/o your knowledge
I've never done anything like that in my life & consider it disrespectful, it sounds like stealing.
It's thekid talking. He probably means that time she spent some of her own paycheck on groceries. He's a control freak.
I bet he rags on her about her vegetable garden.
I bet he's violent when he drinks.
I bet he's super critical of every little thing.
I bet he doesn't put the seat down.
I bet he leaves his crumbs and bullshit all over the counter while making a damn sandwich.
I bet he can't stand nagging bitches.
I bet he only has female pets so he doesn't have to share attention with another male.