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Police serve warrant at Phoenix 'temple'

PHOENIX - Police have detained more than a dozen people after serving a search warrant at a Phoenix church Wednesday.

According to Phoenix police Sgt. Steve Martos, five men and 11 women have been detained and are being questioned. No one else was inside the building besides the 16 adults.

Martos said the search warrant was served at the Goddess Temple, located near 24th Street and Thomas Road around 4 p.m.

He said the warrant was served as part of an ongoing investigation, but did not elaborate.

In 2009, Scottsdale police investigated the temple after neighbors suspected it to be a brothel, but nothing ever came of the allegations. The temple then relocated to its current address in Phoenix.

According to the Phoenix Goddess Temple website , they "seek to help women, men and couples discover their own divine connection between soul, light body and sacred vessel." The center apparently offers courses in sexual education.

The website goes on to state that, "we cannot say for sure that you will have sex with anyone here in the temple, although you will have a sensual adventure."

The sessions can cost $366 for an hour of "touch time" with two heelers, according to the website.

Phoenix police also said that the Sedona Goddess Temple was searched by local authorities at about the same time.



Read more: http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_pho...z1XNbbCt9e

And check out the "Temple's" website. The photos of the healers are just wonderful!

http://www.phoenixgoddesstemple.org/

well the healers look like doctors to me.


hah



Bwahaha! It's a whorehouse & no one, I mean no one, is going to pay for the flat chested Morticia look-a-like.

Would that be legislating morality?
I hope Rosa and Tamara give discounts.

I like that the gays are represented in the Goddess Temple.
believe! Angel

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I just checked out the Temples website this is the welcome I just got..........

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Slut
(09-08-2011, 11:11 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I just checked out the Temples website this is the welcome I just got..........
Slut

After it hit the local news, and the 'Goddesses' were paraded on camera, the website got slammed. Can you say, "Crashed"?

You've gotta trust me when I say it was damned funny!

Pictures and bios of these 'healers' . . . some complete with physical descriptions and measurements . . . was disturbingly hilarious.

When they were paraded into the wagon, in the light of day, none of them looked like their 'glamour' shots.

Think: When you had the flu, you looked smokin' HAWT!

Skanks!
(09-09-2011, 10:06 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-08-2011, 11:11 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I just checked out the Temples website this is the welcome I just got..........
Slut

After it hit the local news, and the 'Goddesses' were paraded on camera, the website got slammed. Can you say, "Crashed"?

You've gotta trust me when I say it was damned funny!

Pictures and bios of these 'healers' . . . some complete with physical descriptions and measurements . . . was disturbingly hilarious.

When they were paraded into the wagon, in the light of day, none of them looked like their 'glamour' shots.

Think: When you had the flu, you looked smokin' HAWT!

Skanks!

I take it your application was rejected.

Sorry Tiki, just keep trying, I'm sure you can become a hawt priestess also.

(09-09-2011, 11:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry Tiki, just keep trying, I'm sure you can become a hawt priestess also.

Priestess?

Goddess . . . please! hah

just saw these on a blog. how's your chakra today? hah

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Temple founder Tracy Elise and "touch healer" Wayne Clayton ; Wayne Clayton's mugshot

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One of the 'goddesses' in the "green Chakra room" at Phoenix Goddess Temple


It's pathetic.
(09-09-2011, 06:47 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]One of the 'goddesses' in the "green Chakra room" at Phoenix Goddess Temple

Good Gawd!

She looks like Octosow!
I thought she looked like Kim Kardashian. Then I thought it probably was Kim Kardashian.
I think I'd feel a bit weird on a hospital gurney getting a hand job in a flourescent green room from an Octosow look a like, but then again I'm not a man.
(09-09-2011, 09:19 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I think I'd feel a bit weird on a hospital gurney getting a hand job in a flourescent green room from an Octosow look a like, but then again I'm not a man.

You gotta go to this site and click on the mugshots tab!

They provided 'girl on girl' spirtual awakening, too.

Just sayin' . . .

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/jus...r-09092011



I'd leave that sucker a couple bucks.
(09-09-2011, 09:30 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-09-2011, 09:19 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I think I'd feel a bit weird on a hospital gurney getting a hand job in a flourescent green room from an Octosow look a like, but then again I'm not a man.

You gotta go to this site and click on the mugshots tab!

They provided 'girl on girl' spirtual awakening, too.

Just sayin' . . .

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/jus...r-09092011

Just checked out the story and the mug shots. Funny stuff.

"Sometimes, people just need to be hugged for an hour and a half, is there something incriminating about that?" asks the pimping spiritual leader.

My favorite spiritual healer of the bunch:
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Marilyn Hussey mugshot
Seriously, that's the name she (or he?) is booked under. hah





I can't decide if prostitution is so bad. If you are married to a creepy fucker, would you rather he pay to hump the Hussey posted above or run off with a 22 year old? Seems like people bitch either way when they should really be a little harder on themselves for marrying a creepy fucker.
(09-09-2011, 09:19 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I think I'd feel a bit weird on a hospital gurney getting a hand job in a flourescent green room from an Octosow look a like, but then again I'm not a man.

...And let that be a lesson to you.

Hey, it's just a joke. Don't crucify me.