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This is a US based forum...therefore I'd assume that you are mostly ignorant Americans that think England is actually a part of New England and you can get a train there from Texas....(as I was asked 2 times on my first visit to the States).

Sorry for the provocation - just joking, what do you guys think of us "Brits" - what are we to you? Do you respect us? Like us? Understand us? Or, do you just not give a fuck?

I don't give a fuck other than your annoying accents and terrible food.

You folks wrote some good books. And I like your TV shows (wish I could watch ITV from here). I just don't understand why you eat fucking beans with breakfast. WTH is that? Pork and beans (that's what we call them here) and eggs, gah.

All the good British left for the colonies in the 1600s.

(10-28-2011, 10:57 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't give a fuck other than your annoying accents and terrible food.

That'd be a true accent and improving food....

(10-28-2011, 11:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]You folks wrote some good books. And I like your TV shows (wish I could watch ITV from here). I just don't understand why you eat fucking beans with breakfast. WTH is that? Pork and beans (that's what we call them here) and eggs, gah.

All the good British left for the colonies in the 1600s.

hahahaha...good one...

Which TV shows do you like? ITV is full up these days with total and utter cheap commercial shit. There is real quality from the BBC still, in parts.

But the beans on toast thing, I could not agree more - absolute shit. But you guys have your fair share, what the fuck is grits, or those moonbricks you call biscuits...

(10-29-2011, 12:45 AM)Paulistano Wrote: [ -> ]Which TV shows do you like? ITV is full up these days with total and utter cheap commercial shit. There is real quality from the BBC still, in parts.

But the beans on toast thing, I could not agree more - absolute shit. But you guys have your fair share, what the fuck is grits, or those moonbricks you call biscuits...

I only get to watch reruns of stuff on YouTube or Netflix, but I lurve some British TV (BBC and ITV):

Midsomer Murders
Trial and Retribution
Wire in the Blood
Hotel Babylon
George Gently
Miss Marple
Poirot
Touch of Frost
Inspector Lewis
Rumpole of the Bailey
Prime Suspect
AB FAB (my fav)
Keeping Up Appearances (love the Buckets)
Doc Martin
Sherlock Holmes
Inspector Lynley
Inspector Morse
Mystery!

I could go on and on. Much better than our TV.


Grits are fabulous. How do you not like them? They are ground hominy.

Cathead biscuits, made the correct way, are heavenly. Although I have to limit carbs, I try to eat one every few months with sausage gravy.

My ancestors came from the Sevenoaks/Kent area and Taunton. I would like to see it someday. If it isn't full of Muslims...

Oh, and I saw this: http://mockforums.net/thread-6494.html Loved it.

(10-29-2011, 01:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Keeping Up Appearances (love the Buckets)

This is one of the few shows I actually watch when I can catch it. It's on PBS once in a while.

Some British accents are sexy.

Charles ought to be dethroned for marrying Camilla.

i'm the complete Anglophile, and in fact have a Union Jack tattooed on my right upper arm.

(10-28-2011, 10:57 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't give a fuck other than your annoying accents and terrible food.

Of course your food is great, fast food, buckets of chicken and spray on cheese.

Definitely a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

(10-29-2011, 01:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Grits are fabulous. How do you not like them? They are ground hominy.

We know what they are but they still resemble semen.

(10-29-2011, 07:08 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-29-2011, 01:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Grits are fabulous. How do you not like them?

We know what they are but they still resemble semen.

that was a typo, Cracker meant to say Brits are fabulous.

(10-29-2011, 07:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

My one & only issue with the UK is the foreign exchange rate for currency. Ugh.

Tremble before the might of the British pound mortal.



The Euro is in danger of imploding soon as well.

(10-28-2011, 11:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I just don't understand why you eat fucking beans with breakfast.

You are misinformed, beans have never been an integral part of a full English breakfast.

(10-29-2011, 07:23 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]Tremble before the might of the British pound mortal.

I do...every single time I click on "pay now".

Sorry, if the brits that frequent this forum are an example of the people in the uk as a whole, you should just give up and let islam have your country as a latrine.

If dick was a true example of yanks the entire USA would have been cordoned off by the UN as a retarded nation.

(10-30-2011, 08:13 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]If dick was a true example of yanks the entire USA would have been cordoned off by the UN as a retarded nation.

I am a true example of an American, most of us here see the Brits for what they are, weak willed and lost.

we laugh at you daily.

(10-30-2011, 08:29 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I am a true example of an American.

Thank Christ I know that not to be true, otherwise the entire nation of America would be doomed to rack and ruin.

You are a tea bagger retard, a marginalised group of lunatics in silly hats who think they speak for America which they clearly don't.

Tea baggers are the subject of minute to minute ridicule in the entire world.

(10-29-2011, 01:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I only get to watch reruns of stuff on YouTube or Netflix, but I lurve some British TV (BBC and ITV):

Midsomer Murders
Trial and Retribution
Wire in the Blood
Hotel Babylon
George Gently
Miss Marple
Poirot
Touch of Frost
Inspector Lewis
Rumpole of the Bailey
Prime Suspect
AB FAB (my fav)
Keeping Up Appearances (love the Buckets)
Doc Martin
Sherlock Holmes
Inspector Lynley
Inspector Morse
Mystery!

I could go on and on. Much better than our TV.


Grits are fabulous. How do you not like them? They are ground hominy.

Cathead biscuits, made the correct way, are heavenly. Although I have to limit carbs, I try to eat one every few months with sausage gravy.

My ancestors came from the Sevenoaks/Kent area and Taunton. I would like to see it someday. If it isn't full of Muslims...

Oh, and I saw this: http://mockforums.net/thread-6494.html Loved it.

I am actually from close to Sevenoaks, it is a nice place to be honest within commuting distance to London - stock broker country.

I like some of the TV you have highlighted above, check out spooks too - I think it is called MI5 in the US - MI5 is like our homeland version of your CIA.

In all honesty the best series´ come out of the States, stuff like 24, Lost, Sopranos is just as good as it gets...

Gravy - that is another weird one in the states - what the hell is that white stuff? Totally minging. Proper gravy is meat and vegtable stock etc.

Sausage gravy.

They fucking blend and turn sausages into liquid then serve it as gravy.

Disgusting.