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I'm jealous.

I didn't get to see ONE trick or treater. Not even when we went downtown for a bit. NOT ONE.

I blame the assholes in my subdivision. Only 5 lights on out of 25 or so homes. I guess it wasn't worth all the walking for the kids. There are currently 5 foreclosures in my neighborhood, so the other 15 residents are just tightass scrooges.

Worst Halloween ever. And I don't even get a single damn mini-Mr. Goodbar. I should have bought my own. Effen Kit Kats turned my head...

I left the bowl of candy on the porch for 10 minutes while I went to pick up my son. TEN MINUTES. It was empty when I got back. FUCKERS!! Before that I had about 4 kids. I think it was the stupid teenagers.