11-22-2011, 02:23 PM
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11-22-2011, 02:38 PM
uh... Maggot...what are those 'roos doing?
11-22-2011, 02:43 PM
Just a game of "find my pouch"
11-22-2011, 02:53 PM
Maggot you should stop messing with Aussie, one day she will find a man and you don't want to mess with Aussie men they are twice as tough as you, just watch and see what your future holds.
11-22-2011, 02:59 PM
Stop it Dick thats damn mean of you, mean,mean,mean....
11-24-2011, 09:47 AM
Oh that's just what this forum needs, another thread dedicated to giving me a hard time. Those roos have gotta eat right?
Do you know what another word for toilet is here? A dunny! Dunny! that dude is sitting on a dunny.
Maggot I don't know if it's me, but your usual surrealness is hard for me to process so late at night, it's 1am here and I have been off duty for 3 hours.
Do you know what another word for toilet is here? A dunny! Dunny! that dude is sitting on a dunny.
Maggot I don't know if it's me, but your usual surrealness is hard for me to process so late at night, it's 1am here and I have been off duty for 3 hours.
11-24-2011, 09:50 AM
Aussie, you should consider yourself lucky. To be ignored in Mock is the kiss of death. It would mean that others had no interest in engaging you in any dialog. I can't think of too many things worse than being a boring bitch so be grateful people like to fuck with you.
11-24-2011, 09:51 AM
Yeah I am not ungrateful. I love Maggot as I would some distant cousin that has an eating disorder or something along those lines.
I am a bit of a zombie over here at the moment. I am kind of zonked out. I feel like I have taken something, but I havent.
I am a bit of a zombie over here at the moment. I am kind of zonked out. I feel like I have taken something, but I havent.
11-24-2011, 11:20 AM
I feel bad for you so here is my advice. You need a good tickling sometimes when a person is all run down they need a "pick-me-up" so 7⁄11 this is the thing, if I was say in the next town over I would run over (teh-hee) and tickle you, you would laugh laugh until your eyes were wet. you would say "stop it maggot, stop it" but I would be laughing and would just keep on tickling you.
But I am oceans and many fish and corals away from you (and a bunch of dolphins) so you must tickle yourself. Give it a try and when you say "stop it, stop it 7/11" do not stop. Keep going until there is "wetness in your eyes".
Your Thanksgiving pally
Maggot
But I am oceans and many fish and corals away from you (and a bunch of dolphins) so you must tickle yourself. Give it a try and when you say "stop it, stop it 7/11" do not stop. Keep going until there is "wetness in your eyes".
Your Thanksgiving pally
Maggot
11-24-2011, 11:28 AM
Hahaha! Maggot is the most lovable pothead I've ever encountered.
11-25-2011, 03:08 AM
You know what Maggot, I hate being tickled! I would run when I saw you coming over the mountain. I wouldn't come out until you were gone. I hate being tickled, we could watch Dumb and Dumber together or Borat or something funny. That would be better.
12-01-2011, 07:52 PM
OK I am back, I am catching up on all these threads. I am now willing to have cybersex with anyone who will let me be on top? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
12-01-2011, 08:16 PM
I've missed you, Aussie.
12-01-2011, 08:18 PM
(12-01-2011, 08:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I've missed you, Aussie.
Right back at ya bitch!
12-01-2011, 08:24 PM
Aussie, you need a Christmas 'roo or koala avatar~ho ho ho~
12-01-2011, 09:18 PM
(12-01-2011, 07:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]OK I am back, I am catching up on all these threads. I am now willing to have cybersex with anyone who will let me be on top? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
Dammit..........Do all women like that? It seems to be a latent control thing lately. Men truly deserve better treatment than this. I have a spot on the ceiling that I stare at, me and that stupid spot are good, we are one , we are the 1%..........until I paint the damn thing life will be simply marvelous.
12-02-2011, 02:01 AM
Thank you LC, our native animals are the most beautiful. So cute. There are zoos here where you can hand feed the kangaroos. It's so cute.
Maggot, I didn't have you in mind when I wrote that before, because I thought you had a thing going with Ramseycat.
Maggot, I didn't have you in mind when I wrote that before, because I thought you had a thing going with Ramseycat.
12-02-2011, 09:01 AM
I will let you be on top Maggottyboo!
12-02-2011, 12:50 PM
Top-O-the world
12-03-2011, 12:34 AM
(12-02-2011, 12:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Top-O-the world
There's a fat joke in there somewhere.
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