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Write out all my Christmas cards for me. I'd pay my boys to do it, but no one can read their writing.

Where do I start?????

(12-13-2011, 01:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Where do I start?????

By having your jaws wired shut.

(12-13-2011, 02:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-13-2011, 01:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Where do I start?????

By having your jaws wired shut.

Yea but then I can't service you.

How much do you charge?

You can't afford it Dickypoo. Beside I won't cheat on Maggottyboo.

(12-13-2011, 02:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You can't afford it Dickypoo. Beside I won't cheat on Maggottyboo.

Then were back to you starting with having your jaws wired shut.

(12-13-2011, 12:58 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]Write out all my Christmas cards for me. I'd pay my boys to do it, but no one can read their writing.

I'm finally following the uncouth masses and for the first time this year, I'm printing out labels and I'm not writing jack on my preprinted cards from CostCo. (although I might make an exception for my mother).

Bah humbug.

I hate doing cards. Pain. In. The. Ass.

Dicky? You hurt me. You hurt me real bad. I cannot be friends with you anymore.

Duchess!!! How dare you! I was just teasing Dick. Are you high? Is that why you are not getting it?

Duchess my pet, could you please pull the tinsel out of the cats ass. It seems that stupid fuck ate a piece of it and it is now working its way out. I cannot catch the fucker, and that 4 inch piece thats sticking out his asshole is I bet a bit longer. It kinda bugs me.

Thanks in advance.

Your pal Maggot.

leave it to Maggot to have a cat with tinsel hanging out of his (the cat's) ass.

(12-13-2011, 05:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Oh my gods! DON'T PULL IT!

You want I should hang a freaking bell on it?

Ramsey, does your Christmas tree have a lit up "LOL" sign on its top?

(12-13-2011, 05:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]You want I should hang a freaking bell on it?

(12-13-2011, 05:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]You want I should hang a freaking bell on it?

Nooooo. Your first option should be to let it come out *ahem* naturally. Keep an eye on it, watch for vomiting, it being lethargic would be another indicator it needs attention. Maggot, do not pull it out.

(12-13-2011, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-13-2011, 05:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]You want I should hang a freaking bell on it?

Nooooo. Your first option should be to let it come out *ahem* naturally. Keep an eye on it, watch for vomiting, it being lethargic would be another indicator it needs attention. Maggot, do not pull it out.

When I was a kid my dog did the same stupid thing. I have to snip it or something.