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11 guests, eh? Eat shit and die you cocksuckers!!!
So many cocksuckers....so little time.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
We always have a plethera of lurkers...We should feel flattered that they all come to read us...If we weren't interesting they wouldn't come...That's how I've decided to look at it...my thought up until now has been that they are little more than eavesdroppers.

LuMPyPussy

3 members, 19 guests.

Where are all the mockers, you bunch of lazy bastards?!?
I can't believe they can go about their day without us! ::bigg::
For them, it's just like watching a crash scene...:dude:

LuMPyPussy

I'm giggling at how indignant they are just by our mere presence. One member claims herbrain is actually leaking out of her ears. ::nuts::
Middle Finger Wrote:I can't believe they can go about their day without us! ::bigg::
::rollseyes::::finger::

The Antagonist

I hate to burst your bubble people but most of the lurkers you see listed as guests are search engine spiders crawling the site.

There's like 100 of these out there at any given time.

LuMPyPussy

That's true, but in my limited experience, smaller forums like this don't usually attract more than one or two googlebots at a time.

I think it's a safe bet we've got human(oid) lurkers.
fuck the spiders too....creepy-crawly cocksuckers anyway.