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Picked up some chessnuts yesterday. The GF and one of her friends are gone off to some Kinderdorf convention for the day and will be home around 5. I'll have a fire going in the pit and roasting the chessnuts. Maybe a couple other goodies and some cocktails.
that sounds so good!

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(12-17-2011, 01:10 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: [ -> ]Picked up some chessnuts yesterday. The GF and one of her friends are gone off to some Kinderdorf convention for the day and will be home around 5. I'll have a fire going in the pit and roasting the chessnuts. Maybe a couple other goodies and some cocktails.

Why don't you marry her?
(12-17-2011, 02:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-17-2011, 01:10 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: [ -> ]Picked up some chessnuts yesterday. The GF and one of her friends are gone off to some Kinderdorf convention for the day and will be home around 5. I'll have a fire going in the pit and roasting the chessnuts. Maybe a couple other goodies and some cocktails.

Why don't you marry her?

LOL, We have been together for 7 years now, longer than any of my mariages. We have been engauged for 6 of those years. It ain't broke, we are in no hurry to fix it.
(12-17-2011, 05:03 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: [ -> ]LOL, We have been together for 7 years now, longer than any of my mariages. We have been engauged for 6 of those years. It ain't broke, we are in no hurry to fix it.

Are you intentionally doing this ^^^^^^^^?

I mean, after all these years, I thought it was 'chestersnuts', not 'chessnuts'? Damn!
Maybe "chestnuts" made him think of breasts that look like testicles so he changed the spelling for peace of mind.
I hope the chestnuts explode and pop you in your fat gun toting ass.
Well hell, so they are Chestnuts, who knew?
Wonder where that name came from?
And after 3 marriages you would think I could spell it, guess not.
I might be a lot of things but a good speller has never been one of them, deal with it. At least I have all my own teeth and still speak in complete sentences.
Oh, and I only tote sleek, sexy guns, thank you
(12-17-2011, 06:56 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I hope the chestnuts explode and pop you in your fat gun toting ass.

hah