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All the time...I just renewed my tag for my car today. It expired 12/26. I do it every damn year!!! Who the hell can remember to go to the tag office during the holidays?

Every fucking day!

I might bend a law or 2, I refuse to license my dogs.

you have plenty of notice in advance for tags, inspections, registrations and license renewals. and other shit like that. and it should be marked on your personal calendar also. responsible grownups take care of these things.

anyway, who cares about the misdemeanors and dope-smoking i want to hear about the felonies! rob any convenience stores while armed? carjack any old ladies?

(01-05-2012, 03:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I might bend a law or 2, I refuse to license my dogs.

*ahem* No justifying. I deliberately made it a yes or no poll.

I get what you're saying & I'll consider that a yes.

(01-05-2012, 03:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-05-2012, 03:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I might bend a law or 2, I refuse to license my dogs.

*ahem* No justifying. I deliberately made it a yes or no poll.

I get what you're saying & I'll consider that a yes.

I didn't vote in the poll just so I could answer the question in my own way.

I sometimes carry a concealed weapon without a permit.

(01-05-2012, 03:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I didn't vote in the poll just so I could answer the question in my own way.

Nonono, I wasn't trying to take away your right to answer in your own way, shoot, that would defeat posting, I just know that it is a simple yes or no question, elaborating on your choice is great, post your little black heart out, babe.

I'm on the phone more in my car than I am anywhere else, always with my boss. ALWAYS. Its like he knows when I'm driving and feels as if he HAS to call.

I did my time.

I'm an angel now. I'm just creative when it comes to tax accounting.

I don't know all the laws of the land, so I probably break the law all the time.

Nope!

I only break the stupid laws, like bringing drugs with me to Disney World. How else are you supposed to have fun there.

I went to Antigua once with a couple doobies stashed in my shoes in my baggage. That was very stupid because the shit was everywhere once I got there.

Every...single...day!!!

(01-05-2012, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Every...single...day!!!

Never. I am an upstanding citizen.

I drove with my knee all the way home last night.

(01-06-2012, 11:05 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I drove with my knee all the way home last night.

Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?