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The smegma bitch slide on our bet? or not.

Opinions are welcome,Sally just remember you were wrong also.

Yeah, let it slide. You won the bet; quick and hilarious. Good victory in itself.

If she bet and then didn't hold up her end of it, she has lost any claim to integrity. Maybe make her promise to stop with the disgusting nudes. They aren't attractive.

You aren't bad for an old dude, Dicky.

Keeping your word is for losers. The only thing she needs to do is tell your old ass to fuck off.

http://mockforums.net/thread-1891.html?h...e+if+I+win

I knew you were an asswipe, but I didn't know you were also the ass.

(01-16-2012, 11:38 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Keeping your word is for losers. The only thing she needs to do is tell your old ass to fuck off.

I think Smegs is older than Dick.

Dick is Clint Eastwood old. That kind of old is okay. The kind of old that looks like cottage cheese is not.

(01-16-2012, 11:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-16-2012, 11:38 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Keeping your word is for losers. The only thing she needs to do is tell your old ass to fuck off.

I think Smegs is older than Dick.

Dick is Clint Eastwood old. That kind of old is okay. The kind of old that looks like cottage cheese is not.

actually were just about the same age.

(01-16-2012, 11:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]If she bet and then didn't hold up her end of it, she has lost any claim to integrity.

She didn't actually bet. Dick lost patience and posted before she went from "dare" to "bet".

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yeah, right.

(01-17-2012, 12:12 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-16-2012, 11:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]If she bet and then didn't hold up her end of it, she has lost any claim to integrity.

She didn't actually bet. Dick lost patience and posted before she went from "dare" to "bet".

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yeah, right.

I'm pretty sure you're fucked up, you might want to read the thread again.

But just in case you think you're right, just look back at your record, you will find that you haven't ever been right so why should this time be the exception to that rule?

Smegma knows she made the bet.

(01-16-2012, 08:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Smega is the one holding up the show, she has not confirmed the bet.

You brainless twit, you posted that ^^^ and before she replied, you posted your pic. I don't need to re-read the thread, you do.

(01-17-2012, 12:30 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-16-2012, 08:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Smega is the one holding up the show, she has not confirmed the bet.

You brainless twit, you posted that ^^^ and before she replied, you posted your pic. I don't need to re-read the thread, you do.

she also posted this

Quote:But you're right, you don't have (very big) moobs. Congratulations, you win.

You should have re read the thread.

at least you didn't break your norm by being right.

Smegma made the bet that Dick had moobs like Jack's, but don't think she confirmed the terms of the bet before the photo was posted. Dick won the bet, hands-down. He does not have moobs, not even little ones. But I don't think he won anything other than a legendary victory (Smegma already posted a congratulations) and a lot of smiles.

I wonder if his neighbors think he is fucking crazy standing out in the yard with a sign having his wife take his picture half naked.

I do think his wife is totally cool now. I think she should join us. LadyDick.

(01-17-2012, 12:48 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-17-2012, 12:30 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-16-2012, 08:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Smega is the one holding up the show, she has not confirmed the bet.

You brainless twit, you posted that ^^^ and before she replied, you posted your pic. I don't need to re-read the thread, you do.

she also posted this

Quote:But you're right, you don't have (very big) moobs. Congratulations, you win.

You should have re read the thread.

at least you didn't break your norm by being right.

So she gave you a win to an unconfirmed bet. I told her she shouldn't take your stupid bet but you didn't give her time to heed my sage advice.

Whatever, kids. Work it out between yourselves.

Is Smegs pouting? I'm always conflicted when adults pout. My first thought is always: Fuck you then. My second thought is she'll be back when she is through being butthurt. She brought that on herself.

Don't beg her to come bag (*back* haha little slip there...). That is buying in to her dysfunction. Let her manipulate cat fanciers.

(01-17-2012, 11:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Don't beg her to come bag (*back* haha little slip there...). That is buying in to her dysfunction. Let her manipulate cat fanciers.

Phew. I was just about to send her an email/pm begging her to come back but then I saw your post and I saw the error of my ways.

You know I don't give a shit if she stays,goes or does something in between.