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Mitt Romney - "I'm white".

Newt Gingrich - "I'm white and I'm not Mitt Romney".

Rick Santorum - I'm white and I'm not Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich".

......er......thats it.
i can't look at romney without wondering if he's wearing his magical mormon undies.
i can't look at newt without wanting to smack him upside his fat head.


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Whoever gets elected I hope He revisits the kicking of england to the curb, it's time those limey bastards get the fuck out of our business again.


Jesus Christ
(01-23-2012, 11:29 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Jesus Christ

He would be unelectable.





'Cuz he's a Liberal. Hahahaha!
Because He stands opposed to everything that defines a liberal.

Jesus is all about personal responsibility.

ABO
(01-23-2012, 10:47 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]Mitt Romney - "I'm white".

Newt Gingrich - "I'm white and I'm not Mitt Romney".

Rick Santorum - I'm white and I'm not Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich".

......er......thats it. <--------errrrr Things that Barry would say.



errrrrrr .......Do I win, do I win!!!!! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
It's a fucking circus. I'm guessing when Santorum drops out his backers will get behind Gingrich.

I'm sorry but the ABO message can only go so far...

I'm definitely undecided (and hating all of the options at this point).


If what we are seeing is the best the Republicans have to offer then we are good for another four years of Obama.
Mitt is a Mormon. That's all I need to know.
Kennedy was a Catholic that was a big deal back then.
Hell yah, MF! I'm with you on that.
(01-24-2012, 09:48 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Kennedy was a Catholic that was a big deal back then.

It takes balls to say people will be punished after they die if they don't telepathically communicate to the right dead person.
(01-24-2012, 09:51 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]It takes balls to say people will be punished after they die if they don't telepathically communicate to the right dead person.

Said MF as he put on his best suit to go to church disappearing as he does so in a blizzard of rank hypocrisy.
(01-24-2012, 11:13 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-24-2012, 09:51 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]It takes balls to say people will be punished after they die if they don't telepathically communicate to the right dead person.

Said MF as he put on his best suit to go to church disappearing as he does so in a blizzard of rank hypocrisy.

I haven't gone to church in a long time actually. My kids starting asking very specific questions and things evolved a bit over here. I have gradually been more and more myself in regard to the messages they get from me. They are getting old enough to handle it. Thanks for caring.
Turds of a feather flush together, enjoy the ride MF.


Christ more poop talk.
(01-24-2012, 12:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Christ more poop talk.

I try to be very specific when refering to turds.

I know it's tramatic for you but look at it this way, you can think of MF everytime you swirl a turd down the bowl if you imagine real hard you might even catch a whiff of garlic as it disappears..

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