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(02-10-2012, 06:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-10-2012, 06:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]You're just one in a long line of women on this site who's been repulsed by my obsession with breasts.


I'm not one of them, I just enjoy raggin' on you, any reason will do.

I'm taking that as a compliment.
(02-10-2012, 06:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-10-2012, 06:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]You're just one in a long line of women on this site who's been repulsed by my obsession with breasts.

I'm just playing with you MS. Your obsession with breasts is not repulsive to me. Most men I know share your obsession. And, I believe that you're not waiting for the next boob post; just appreciating them when they're shoved in your face. All in fun.

Speaking of pics, can you explain your photo in the Members Gallery to me? Time, place, setting, who's with you, etc.?
(02-10-2012, 06:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking of pics, can you explain your photo in the Members Gallery to me? Time, place, setting, who's with you, etc.?

I'm with my niece, affectionately known as Little Butterfly, at my sister's house on Christmas Eve. I posted to Dick a couple of times that I was going to post a pic with neck showing. Never could post a pic succesfully. Finally, I realized I had to set up a photo bucket account. After Dick posted his bet-winning sign photo, I figured out how to do it. Not a welcher.

(02-10-2012, 06:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-10-2012, 06:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking of pics, can you explain your photo in the Members Gallery to me? Time, place, setting, who's with you, etc.?

I'm with my niece, affectionately known as Little Butterfly, at my sister's house on Christmas Eve. I posted to Dick a couple of times that I was going to post a pic with neck showing. Never could post a pic succesfully. Finally, I realized I had to set up a photo bucket account. After Dick posted his bet-winning sign photo, I figured out how to do it. Not a welcher.

Very nice!

Dick still insists that Cracker has an Adam's Apple, thus his insistence on neck photos.
(02-10-2012, 06:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Dick still insists that Cracker has an Adam's Apple, thus his insistence on neck photos.

MF recently speculated that Cracker has an Adam's Apple as well. And you were speculating that Sterling does not. I tend to believe that Cracker does not have an Adam's Apple and neither does Sterling. Posting pics kinda takes some of the mystery out of the forum, but it's cool to put a face to a username.

From recent posts, I know for sure that you, Dick and Kid all have ripe healthy Apples. Respect-applause

I'm at the coffee shop next to the hospital for a couple of more hours today. Total post whoring day, AFTER Maggot discontinues his Poster Child of the Day awards. Rats...

(02-10-2012, 06:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Dick still insists that Cracker has an Adam's Apple, thus his insistence on neck photos.


I've seen her, I saw a clear, undisguised photograph. She's a tall, beautiful blonde, her hair is long, probably longer than mine since I had so much cut off.

She's everything she says she is.


(02-10-2012, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-10-2012, 06:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Dick still insists that Cracker has an Adam's Apple, thus his insistence on neck photos.


I've seen her, I saw a clear, undisguised photograph. She's a tall, beautiful blonde, her hair is long, probably longer than mine since I had so much cut off.

She's everything she says she is.
Until I see a current pic i'm going to think of her as a wrinkled hag with a hair lip.

Ha!


(02-10-2012, 06:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]MF recently speculated that Cracker has an Adam's Apple as well. And you were speculating that Sterling does not. I tend to believe that Cracker does not have an Adam's Apple and neither does Sterling.

Thank you!

Finally some validation for my feelings.

I spent my whole Hawaiian vacation wondering about Sterling's identity.
As you know, I suspect he/she is really Tiki, a gorgeous woman.

Hope things are going well for you and your mom Smiley_emoticons_smile
(02-10-2012, 07:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Thank you!

Finally some validation for my feelings.

I spent my whole Hawaiian vacation wondering about Sterling's identity.
As you know, I suspect he/she is really Tiki, a gorgeous woman.

Hope things are going well for you and your mom Smiley_emoticons_smile

I know you jest; no way you'd spend Hawaii family time pondering internet posters' genders. I hope...

We're hanging in there - thanks.
Post a pic, cracker!
No. I look like a tard on my ID photo this year. I have wear the damn badge every day. Everyone laughs and asks if I was drunk. My boss always says, "Just Busted!" when he sees it. Asshole.
Cracker's I.D. photo.

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hah
Hahahahahaha! Close!
(02-10-2012, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've seen her, I saw a clear, undisguised photograph. She's a tall, beautiful blonde, her hair is long, probably longer than mine since I had so much cut off.

She's everything she says she is.

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If you saw the latest pic, you would take that back. My license is horrible, too. Hate showing it. Cracker is NOT photogenic. One out of ten pics is okay, the rest make my friends and family laugh.

I had one set taken that was so bad, I gave them out to people to look at when they are having a bad day. One friend is a couples counselor. She got the biggest kick out of it. She said she keeps it in her top desk drawer and opens the drawer to look at it when people are getting on her nerves.
(02-10-2012, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-10-2012, 06:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Dick still insists that Cracker has an Adam's Apple, thus his insistence on neck photos.


I've seen her, I saw a clear, undisguised photograph. She's a tall, beautiful blonde, her hair is long, probably longer than mine since I had so much cut off.

She's everything she says she is.

I deserve to see that picture cracker.





You could have at least capitalized her name given you're asking for special consideration.
(02-11-2012, 04:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

You could have at least capitalized her name given you're asking for special consideration.

It's not special consideration when you deserve it.



Any predictions?
Your wife hates you during the winter and can't wait until spring.

Wait, that's not a prediction. Nevermind.
I predict that you will find out that the only one who really liked you was the cat you killed.
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