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What the fuck is this show? Everyone was making such a bfd about it so I turned it on tonight. Since I don't watch tv, I forgot about it til it was almost over and when i turned it on, what I saw was a dude with an eye patch, in bed, holding the hand of ANOTHER dude, and a girl and yet ONE MORE DUDE and they were singing, but the kid holding hands with eye patch kid sang soprano! The only girl in the room had the deepest voice! Then 2 guys were playing cellos and two kids were singing "smooth criminal". When I flipped back after trying to see what my other tuesday night choices are, there were two kids getting engaged. The fuck? Aren't these kids in high school? I made one more attempt to find something, ANYTHING to watch but ended up putting it back only t be subjected to a kid in a wheelchair with a shit brown Mr. Rogers sweater, leather fingerless gloves fucking rapping. Maybe I didn't watch enough of it to form an honest opinion, but jesus christ. If this is what television has to offer, count me out. The whole time I watched, all I could say is "What. The. Fuck."
i generally confine myself to PBS. never watch network dreck.
If you eat a german balogna w/extra sharp cheddar on a fresh this morning made bulkie, with chips and vegetable dip, with a half cup of chocholate milk with an ice cube. With no children ............its tolerable, but only because my toe cannot reach the remote.
(01-31-2012, 11:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]on a fresh this morning made bulkie

Is that a euphemism for poop?

(01-31-2012, 11:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]If you eat a german balogna w/extra sharp cheddar on a fresh this morning made bulkie

Do you eat poop?

You fuckers in NH know how to survive a winter. I'll give you that.
(01-31-2012, 11:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-31-2012, 11:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]on a fresh this morning made bulkie

Is that a euphemism for poop?

(01-31-2012, 11:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]If you eat a german balogna w/extra sharp cheddar on a fresh this morning made bulkie

Do you eat poop?

You fuckers in NH know how to survive a winter. I'll give you that.

I'm beginning to wonder about you and your little dog....yes, the little dog too. My pretty.............
Its fag TV and part of the gay agenda to turn all of us into nancys
I hate Glee and never watch it.

Dance Mom's on the other hand? A freakin train wreck that I can't turn off. I don't even have girls or a kid that dances. But dayum those bitches are crruuuuaaazzzzyyy. I cannot believe that people act like that. Or put their kids through that. Insane.
I have never seen:

Desperate Housewives
Jersery Shore
Any "talent" show involving dancing, singing, famous people or children in tiaras (this includes American Idol).
Anything with the Kardashians, Osbournes, Spellings, Gene Simmons family or any show where people are followed around with a camera crew so we can see how they live their lives.
Any of those shows like "The Bachelor" or whatever the hell it is, I think there might be one on MTV or Vh1.
Sex and the City



If I watch any TV at all it's American Horror Story, The Walking Dead and the Weather Channel. I don't even watch the local news. I used to watch a fair amount of TV, but I'm just too busy now.
I hate The Bachelor/Bachelorette. That is the supidest show on TV. I don't want most of what Lucy listed. Except Jersy Shore. I just like to look at PaulyD. He is a hottie! The rest of them are just dumb.
(02-01-2012, 03:06 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]American Horror Story

A show created by the makers of Glee.