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Know any?

I know a jockey who is one. Sometimes when I see him I envision pressing the palm of my hand on the top of his head & drilling him into the ground...

...or winding up my handbag & sending him sailing across the pond that sits in the middle of the racetrack.
i've met many. but one in particular actually tempted me to kill him.
Yes. Several. I can get a little retarded sometimes, but if I have an 8 pack under my belt and you're annoying me with your obnoxiousness, then you got it pretty bad. In addition, I can't be around people that are drunk if I'm not, I want to kill them. I can never be the DD because I will leave your ass.
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Met many of them over the years. Had to severely abuse several of them, some of them are hard to knock out
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(02-02-2012, 02:50 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]i've met many. but one in particular actually tempted me to kill him.

I can imagine some of the drunks that police come across.

One day, when I was a nursing student I went into the police headquarters of the city that I was living in with a friend to get a form to apply for police check. Whilst we were waiting there we got to hear different people with different dramas in their lives.

I have seen this on Dr. Drew too, part of the addiction is the 'drama'. People who are drunks love the drama associated with the state they are in. I have seen it too with addicts who have Borderline Personality Disorders when they are sober they will go out of their way to create the drama.

Having said that, I don't want to seem like a pious cow. In my twenties/early thirties in particular I used to drink heavily. I think now, what a waste! What a waste of money, brain cells and life! If I could go back in time I would not do it all over again. I think if I was honest, I am sure there would have been times where I would have been an obnoxious drunk and would not have been proud of my behaviour.
Stuff that was funny in your 20s isn't funny in your 40s. I used to be a lot more fun, but I had less to lose. I can laugh when young people do stuff, but if a middle-aged person did the same thing I would judge them negatively. You have to grow up sometime, especially if you have a family.

I don't regret having fun. I met some cool people along the way and laughed my ass off more times than I can remember. Good times.

Every now and then the ladies and I go on a drinking vacation. I love those, just not too often. We are too wise to drink and drive now, so we just let loose in a vacation rental. It is good for the soul. But the ride home sucks.

I like to go places and be somebody else a couple times a year. You can be more honest with people you never have to see again. haha
I very rarely get drunk enough to act silly. I just get tired and go to bed unannounced leaving everyone asking "where did Sally go". Then my husband bitches the next morning that I left him by himself to entertain my annoying family and friends again.
(02-02-2012, 11:51 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I just get tired and go to bed unannounced

And that is when I become an obnoxious drunk in my own mind. When somebody finds me and tries to wake me up. Or maybe that is just a mean drunk that doesn't want to be woke up.