Mock

To the ass kissers of Mock.

Good morning, CrustyClumps!

Good morning Dick.

So, when will you be announcing the ass kisser winner and runner up for the week? We all wait anxiously for your legendary posts!

One more shot at making the short list with this post.

(02-04-2012, 09:18 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Good morning, CrustyClumps!

Hey dingle fritz, start a fucking thread.

(02-04-2012, 09:21 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Good morning Dick.

So, when will you be announcing the ass kisser winner and runner up for the week? We all wait anxiously for your legendary posts!

One more shot at making the short list with this post.

Good Morning Hot D, You are already on a the only short list that matters.

Morning drinks: Bailey's & Coffee or Bloodie Marys?

I think I'm going to stay away from the hospital this morning and finally have a drink or two and decompress. Maybe end up in the Drunken Posting thread by noon...

(02-04-2012, 09:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

Morning drinks: Bailey's & Coffee or Bloodie Marys?

I think I'm going to stay away from the hospital this morning and finally have a drink or two and decompress. Maybe end up in the Drunken Posting thread by noon...

I just restocked my bar, let me fix you a drink.

Here ya go, Hot Brandy and Spiced Rum Mocha cappuccino.

Yum. That sounds and looks incredibly good. Probably a day's worth of calories, but who cares?

(02-04-2012, 09:55 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

How's that ass taste?

Morning ass, yum...

(02-04-2012, 09:55 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

How's that ass taste?

The contest is all about quantity not quality which is obvious from your choice of asses to kiss.

I don't mind kissing a little ass when I find a quality one.

(02-04-2012, 10:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] Morning ass, yum...

Hahahaha!

(02-04-2012, 10:03 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I don't mind kissing a little ass when I find a quality one.

Oh please. You're a cheap fuck, you don't know a damn thing about quality.

(02-04-2012, 10:04 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-04-2012, 10:03 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I don't mind kissing a little ass when I find a quality one.

Oh please. You're a cheap fuck, you don't know a damn thing about quality.

Yes I do, I'm only cheap when it doesn't matter.

I could happily sit at a bar with MF, Duchess and Dick for way too many hours, I suspect.

Sincere. But, still think I have a shot at the coveted ass kisser award; workin' it. I really wanna win something, anything.

(02-04-2012, 10:08 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I could happily sit at a bar with MF, Duchess and Dick for way too many hours, I suspect.

Sincere. But, still think I have a shot at the coveted ass kisser award; workin' it. I really wanna win something, anything.

That would be an interesting day.

(02-04-2012, 10:55 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I notice you say interesting & not fun, you gawddamn wet blanket.

Reading your shitbird logic is fun.