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..BRISBANE, Australia (AP) — A Sydney man has been fined 750 Australian dollars ($800) for mooning Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, during a royal visit to Australia.

Barman Liam Lloyd Warriner was sentenced Tuesday in a Brisbane court on a charge of creating a public nuisance for baring his buttocks to the 85-year-old British monarch and her 90-year-old husband in October. Prosecutors had asked for a AU$1,000 fine.

Warriner admitted holding an Australian flag clenched between his bare buttocks and running as the royal couple's motorcade drove past well-wishers. It is not clear whether the royal couple saw Warriner.

Warriner said outside court Tuesday that he'd do the same thing to "any self-important, self-propagating elitist."

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It would have been funnier if he had launched a massive, explosive, geyser like turd and it landed right on Liz's head.

I would have applauded.

While I do applaud any attempt to piss off the monarchy, my favorite 'get a world leader' incident from recent years was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0125Qrn24EQ

The Queen is 85. WTF is wrong with that guy? Somebody should have beat his ass for that.

How fast can a person run with a flag in their asscrack?

(02-14-2012, 08:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]How fast can a person run with a flag in their asscrack?

Something tells me you're going to reenact the crime and find out.

(02-14-2012, 09:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-14-2012, 08:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]How fast can a person run with a flag in their asscrack?

Something tells me you're going to reenact the crime and find out.

Something tells me they would run kinda like a crab with athletes foot. I mean how the fuck does anyone run with a flag stuck between their asscheeks? Just thinking about it squishes my brain tighter than a bikini on Mama Cass.

(02-14-2012, 10:31 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]While I do applaud any attempt to piss off the monarchy, my favorite 'get a world leader' incident from recent years was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0125Qrn24EQ

This is a good one! George didn't run like a scaredy cat, he just ducked in the nick of time and laughed and kept right on - I love it!

At least he didn't scream like a girl.

Like people have shoes to waste in Iraq. I bet that fucker wanted his shoes back.

(02-14-2012, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]At least he didn't scream like a girl.

That was the point I wanted to make. He used his Ninja-like moves to avoid not 1, but 2 shoes, and then smiled and joked around like it was no big deal.

Might've been the highlight of his presidency!