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~~HAPPY ST. PAT'S!~~

Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.

'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

have a Guinness on me! Sláinte!'





Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And when you come, and all the flowers are dying
If I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my grave shall warmer, sweeter be
For you will bend and tell me that you love me
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me.




14 year old Liam Mc Nally stuns the audience and judges singing a beautiful rendition of Danny Boy in the 6^th week of auditions on Britain's Got talent.

Is it a tradition to drink early on St. Patrick's Day? I think a Guinness would make me throw up right now, but I could probally handle a bloody mary.

Saol fada chugat

Fucking off is a lofty goal, I wish you luck.

(03-17-2012, 11:10 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I wish you luck.

Thanks but I won't be needing any luck. I don't get many days like this so I'm taking full advantage of it. I turned my phone off, shhhhh.

Have a good day everyone! And a green beer.

(03-17-2012, 11:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-17-2012, 11:10 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I wish you luck.

Thanks but I won't be needing any luck. I don't get many days like this so I'm taking full advantage of it. I turned my phone off, shhhhh.

Well if you needed luck I would let you rub the Blarney cock Rock Stone.

(03-17-2012, 11:38 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Did you wake up with a woody?

If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Have a great day everyone I don't drink though so I won't be enjoying any green beer.

(03-17-2012, 11:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Morning sex is the best sex.

(03-17-2012, 11:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-17-2012, 11:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Morning sex is the best sex.

Are you BRAGGING that you had morning sex Duchess??? Are ya???

(03-17-2012, 12:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-17-2012, 11:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-17-2012, 11:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Morning sex is the best sex.

Are you BRAGGING that you had morning sex Duchess??? Are ya???

Are you bragging that you still don't know how to quote after being here for a few years?

Dick couldn't sound like Cracker even if he tried really hard. Maybe if he installed a spell checker, but probably not even then.

(03-17-2012, 12:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Dick couldn't sound like Cracker even if he tried really hard. Maybe if he installed a spell checker, but probably not even then.

Thank God and anyone else that had anything to do with me not sounding like you.

Fuck off I have LC as a spell checker, I don't need anything else.