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on all the damn time? It's 8:17. My kids are up watching tv and on comes a commercial for ED meds. If it's not that, it's the commercials for KY products. My kids don't need to hear about the big moment and how to enhance it. Actually, I don't want to see anymore commercials about ED, condoms, enhancing gels, tampons, pads, or that not so clean feeling. It's so fucking annoying.

^ loved this post. My sentiments exactly.

I don't have kids, so the advertisements for erectile dysfunction totally crack me up. Not a big tv person except sometimes really late at night, so that's the only time I've seen them. My favorite is the one with Jimmy Johnson for ExtenZe. All the hot girls sauntering around the cheezy dude and he with his thumb up talking about how verile he is. Funny stuff, to me. Probably sold a lot of product and I'm sure that endorsement gig brought in some big bucks for good ole' Jimmy or he wouldn't have taken it. I think Bob Dole was a spokeperson for an ED product too. $$$$$$

Go Jimmy!

Almost all products require advertising to maximize revenue/profits. As a business person, none of it offends me in the least and I never had a problem with feminine hygiene commercials when my niece and nephew lived with me. When they were really young, they didn't know what any of it was and didn't ask or care. When they got older, they'd just laugh or change the channel. Didn't see condom commercials much except late night back then though.

It's very necessary Ramsey, just ask MS and Dick. More men than ever are on the quest for a bigger, stronger penis to replace their flaccid one. And it's not just ED, girth and length are also big problems that can be fixed.

(04-30-2012, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]It's very necessary Ramsey, just ask MS and Dick. More men than ever are on the quest for a bigger, stronger penis to replace their flaccid one. And it's not just ED, girth and length are also big problems that can be fixed.

Girth and length can be improved?

With just a pill?

Happy days are here again!

(04-30-2012, 09:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-30-2012, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]It's very necessary Ramsey, just ask MS and Dick. More men than ever are on the quest for a bigger, stronger penis to replace their flaccid one. And it's not just ED, girth and length are also big problems that can be fixed.

Girth and length can be improved?

With just a pill?

Happy days are here again!

MS, good to see that you're not shy about this very serious issue. Make sure you follow the instructions carefully; you don't wanna be one of those guys that has to seek medical treatment immediately for having an erection lasting 9 hours or more. When they list that side effect, it always makes me smile. Can't help it, even though I imagine it could be painful.

I don't watch much tv, as I've said, but it seems like when I do, all the commercials make me want to throw a chair. That stupid old navy one where they have that girl from blossom and that joey kid and he says "Whoa!"makes me completely insane. If I ever needed a reason not to shop there, that did it.

(04-30-2012, 09:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-30-2012, 09:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-30-2012, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]It's very necessary Ramsey, just ask MS and Dick. More men than ever are on the quest for a bigger, stronger penis to replace their flaccid one. And it's not just ED, girth and length are also big problems that can be fixed.

Girth and length can be improved?

With just a pill?

Happy days are here again!

MS, good to see that you're not shy about this very serious issue. Make sure you follow the instructions carefully; you don't wanna be one of those guys that has to seek medical treatment immediately for having an erection lasting 9 hours or more. When they list that side effect, it always makes me smile. Can't help it, even though I imagine it could be painful.

I was always fascinated by that aspect also. 4 hours? WTF that would HURT.

(04-30-2012, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]It's very necessary Ramsey, just ask MS and Dick. More men than ever are on the quest for a bigger, stronger penis to replace their flaccid one. And it's not just ED, girth and length are also big problems that can be fixed.

Sally do you want to ride the boloney pony?

The Extenz one was funny. I am just sick of seeing that crap. Sorry Dick. You could just talk to your doctor about your issue.
I understand the need for businesses to advertise. At one time I wanted to go into advertising. My niece works for the agency in NY that does the M&M commercials. She actually worked on the new ones with the new brown M&M. I am just sick of hearing about periods and tampons and men that can't get it up anymore.

There should be a time limit for that stuff. After 9-10pm or something.

Men have trouble staying erect? When did that happen? and really, a "bigger, stronger" penis? You're kidding? All I do is think about it a little and it's bigger and stronger instantly.

(05-01-2012, 02:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-30-2012, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]It's very necessary Ramsey, just ask MS and Dick. More men than ever are on the quest for a bigger, stronger penis to replace their flaccid one. And it's not just ED, girth and length are also big problems that can be fixed.

Sally do you want to ride the boloney pony?

LOL There's a little trouser snake in all of us.

(05-01-2012, 06:35 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Men have trouble staying erect? When did that happen? and really, a "bigger, stronger" penis? You're kidding? All I do is think about it a little and it's bigger and stronger instantly.

That's because you are still young. Just wait until you can't pee normally because your prostate is doing weird things. And you can only get it up half mast. Maybe then you will need a little blue pill. But please please please keep it to yourself. No one wants to know!

My nephew lives in Detroit. He put a pic on his FB of some Stay Hard thing you can buy in the gas station. In Detroit, all the gas stations are owned by Caldians. I probably didn't spell that right. Anyway, I guess they feel that American men need help staying up all night cuz every mini mart is filled with those packets at the register. Which reminds me, last time I got gas my youngest came into the mini mart with me. At the register are those types of pills and other caffeine type things. Of course he asks me what the stay hard pills are. You can't escape it!

^lol I probably have kids older than you Ramseycat.

(05-01-2012, 07:58 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]^lol I probably have kids older than you Ramseycat.

hahahaa I doubt that. I am 47. Or FIFTY as Crackass likes to say. Like anyone can control their age. I am 47 and FABULOUS!

You are fabulous RC I'll agree.

Aww thanks Ma.

(05-01-2012, 06:12 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]The Extenz one was funny. I am just sick of seeing that crap. Sorry Dick. You could just talk to your doctor about your issue.
I understand the need for businesses to advertise. At one time I wanted to go into advertising. My niece works for the agency in NY that does the M&M commercials. She actually worked on the new ones with the new brown M&M. I am just sick of hearing about periods and tampons and men that can't get it up anymore.

I hear ya. You probably have to see more of it because you have the kids in the house with the television on. If I did, I might be viewing the issue like a mom too. Instead, I always wonder what is the ROI on this advertising expenditure? How much market saturation has the product achieved as compared to competitors with less exposure? Why did the advertiser choose this channel (when often the likely viewer demographic doesn't seem to match my perceived notion of their target market)? etc... I'm a bit boring that way. And, like I said, there's the funny factor - especially with the infomercial advertisements.

Another product that I don't remember seeing advertised much when I watched more television was prescription drugs. There's a pill for everything now and the volume of commercials on the subject is amazing to me. After the advertiser pushes you hard to convince you that you need a pill for that second toe that's slightly longer than the first, there will 47 side effects listed, as required by law. Number 47 is that all of your toes might fall off. Funny stuff, imo.