Mock

Ok here's a game, you have to make a wish and then the next person replies granting you the wish and adding some authentic mock-forum twist to it.

A crap example is:

I wish I had a car.



Granted, a car, but it has a constant smell (edit: of*) piss no matter how many times you clean it.

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Without further ado,
I wish I was rich.

OK, you're rich. but you have dementia and your rotten relatives are wiping you out at the local brothel without your knowledge! ::blink::

i wish i had a huge yacht with a crew. :cool:

Granted, but you and your crew are lost in the Bermuda Triangle, never to be seen again... in this dimension.

I wish there would still be social security around by the time I can retire.











Edit: forgot an 'ed'

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I wish there would still be social security around by the time I can retire.

Granted: But just as you get your first social security check, you discover that you have an enormous brain tumor and have about six months to live.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but the minds you can read belong to pigeons.

I wish this forum would stop getting infected and going offline.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Granted, but the minds you can read belong to pigeons.

::lmao::::lmao::

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I wish this forum would stop getting infected and going offline.

Granted, but you get banned.


I wish that I had 'inspector gadget' style gadgets!

NaNo Wrote:I wish that I had 'inspector gadget' style gadgets!

Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)

I wish I had perky boobs!

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

Quote:Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)

I wish I had perky boobs!

Granted, but they're so perky they jump off your chest and go dancing away down the street.

I wish the guy at work's dandruff would clear up.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

Quote:Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)

I wish I had perky boobs!

Granted, but they're so perky they jump off your chest and go dancing away down the street.

I wish the guy at work's dandruff would clear up.

it will but it will require a drastic cure: ::cuthead::

i wish someone would cut up 4 cords of firewood for me and stack it up!

Granted and stacked up... on your roof so every time you want a stick you have to climb a freakin' ladder to get it.

I wish this fucker I am trying to ring at the moment would answer his fucking phone...

Granted.....but he's no longer giving cheap blowjobs.


I wish I hadn't eaten beans with my dinner.

Granted, but your dinner was cat-food.

I wish I could just skip my A-level exams and still get good grades

Granted... you got good grades but fell into the wrong crowd at Oxford and got hopelessy addicted to heroin and you're now dogging your ass in a side alley for a hit

I wish our useless fucking government had a clue how to manage the money of this country

*POOF* The government finally got a clue but, the coffers stand empty & Australia is now a third world country.

I wish I could spend the next three months hanging out by the pool with my own satisfaction being my only responsibility.

Granted, but nobody is beside the pool to help you with your incontenence.

I wish that I could stop time and walk around while it's stopped

Granted but the moment you stop time is when a nuclear bomb goes off.

I wish I could sleep another hour this morning.

Granted... but your head is filled with nightmares of a three way involving you, Sinister and Ramsey...

I wish I worked closer to home

Granted, but you have to walk across a field of Swine Flu victims. And fish guts. And MP's.

I wish I could have multiple wives.

granted... but now you're an infidel hating muslim that has to live in Afghanistan as a tee totaller, wear a rag on your head and kneel on your square of carpet five times a day until Allah tells you to blow yourself up at a road block

I wish I was more tolerant...