T-G-I-F Vs S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T"
She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again ,
"S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
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The man answered,
"S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'- - duuhhh.
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Not bad!
Here's another:
Question: If a dumb blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the dumb blonde would have to stop for directions!
I often have to play the part of Jim Carrey when I'm welcoming the new women to work, and we're heading upstairs for some lunch.
Our conversations go a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2bN2TVrbU
(05-17-2012, 08:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I often have to play the part of Jim Carrey when I'm welcoming the new women to work, and we're heading upstairs for some lunch.
Our conversations go a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2bN2TVrbU
Are any of them able to get their lunch down after that welcoming elevator ride?
(05-17-2012, 08:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I often have to play the part of Jim Carrey when I'm welcoming the new women to work, and we're heading upstairs for some lunch.
Our conversations go a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2bN2TVrbU
Are any of them able to get their lunch down after that welcoming elevator ride?
They're refreshed that I'm able to be so, so honest with them.
(05-17-2012, 08:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I often have to play the part of Jim Carrey when I'm welcoming the new women to work, and we're heading upstairs for some lunch.
Our conversations go a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2bN2TVrbU
Are any of them able to get their lunch down after that welcoming elevator ride?
They're refreshed that I'm able to be so, so honest with them.
Did they tell you that or are you just reading their minds, mister?
(05-17-2012, 08:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I often have to play the part of Jim Carrey when I'm welcoming the new women to work, and we're heading upstairs for some lunch.
Our conversations go a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2bN2TVrbU
Are any of them able to get their lunch down after that welcoming elevator ride?
They're refreshed that I'm able to be so, so honest with them.
Did they tell you that or are you just reading their minds, mister?
Complete assumption on my part.
(05-17-2012, 08:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Complete assumption on my part.
I figured.
You're in a scrappin' mood today. Warmed up your ass-kickin' leg last night, I'm taking it.
One more (related) dumb blonde joke:
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First
(05-17-2012, 08:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] (05-17-2012, 08:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Complete assumption on my part.
I figured.
You're in a scrappin' mood today. Warmed up your ass-kickin' leg last night, I'm taking it.
One more (related) dumb blonde joke:
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First
Very funny!!
I've always been attracted to brunettes, even from a young age.
Maybe I've ALWAYS known that brunettes have beauty AND brains??
What do you call 12 blondes in a circle ear to ear?
Wind tunnel.