We have a lot of fun here and are always pranking each other. One girl I will call KMS is the worst offender. She is always pranking us. Just now she dumped a box of rubber bands on my head over my cube wall. Which is what made me think of this topic.
We take drawers shut, unplug computers and phone, rearrange desks, hide chairs....we do it all. And of course it being a Friday afternoon before a long weekend, the girls are in rare form.
Do you ever goof off at work? Pull pranks?
I don't have a cubicle, the world sucks ass right now.
I'm sorry Dickley. You can have mine. Stay out of my rice cakes though.
You're offering him your ass?
(05-25-2012, 03:48 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]You're offering him your ass?
She offers every man in here her ass.
She offered it to you the other day...remember?, you and ESAD.
You mean to say she hasn't offered you up all her personal information yet? She usually gets right on it.
(05-25-2012, 03:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 03:48 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]You're offering him your ass?
She offers every man in here her ass.
She offered it to you the other day...remember?, you and ESAD.
You mean to say she hasn't offered you up all her personal information yet? She usually gets right on it.
Oh for the love of Pete, STFU for once. I haven't offered anyone my ass. Just because I say good morning to someone doesn't mean I am offring anything more than a greeting. Lighten up F2. Smoke a dube of whatever it is you do and post something entertaining for once.
Sooo, between the lame pranks, being on here, and feeding your face...do you get any work done?
Your boss is flushing money down the shitter every minute of everyday with you and your idiot co-workers on the payroll.
What a dumbass without a clue. He hires people just like him/her too.
Again, you are talking out of your ass. Skeleton crew today just to man the phones. I am able to do that while I surf the net. And my boss? She was shopping online for shoes. No one gives a shit the day before a holiday weekend.
(05-25-2012, 04:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Again, you are talking out of your ass. Skeleton crew today just to man the phones. I am able to do that while I surf the net. And my boss? She was shopping online for shoes. No one gives a shit the day before a holiday weekend.
And your excuse for every other day?
Your boss needs fired too.
Lighten up for once. You piss in every thread and ruin a good mood.
Come on F2. Aren't you looking forward to a nice long weekend? Weather is supposed to be good. Cookin on the BBQ? Layin in the sun? Hanging out with friends? Family? Anything?? Bueller??
sipping pellegrino on ice and toking lemon haze all afternoon. Fuck work.
sure has been a nice day. even got an hour in the gym.
Now see F2? Look at Ma. He is enjoying a beautiful day and looking forward to an even better weekend. Take the stick out of your ass and have some fun. It's alright. We won't tell Cracker.
(05-25-2012, 04:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Lighten up for once. You piss in every thread and ruin a good mood.
Come on F2. Aren't you looking forward to a nice long weekend? Weather is supposed to be good. Cookin on the BBQ? Layin in the sun? Hanging out with friends? Family? Anything?? Bueller??
Your mood only gets ruined if you let it.
Tomorrow, I'll be riding all day, and checking out Molly Hatchet.
Sunday and Monday I will be partying on the sand bar at the lake. I'm sure there will be cookouts and bonfires and all the good, fun stuff that goes with it.
Anything else you want to know?
P.S...Throwing rubber bands on someones head doesn't make a good thread... and it's lame.
I had to bring some life to your boring thread...as usual.
(05-25-2012, 04:21 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]sipping pellegrino on ice and toking lemon haze all afternoon. Fuck work.
sure has been a nice day. even got an hour in the gym.
Ma, I hope you're not one of those fat old guys at the gym who like to saunter into the sauna naked and sit there with everything just hanging out.
And then 'said fat guys' generally like to strike up a boring conversation.
Are you one of THEM??
(05-25-2012, 04:27 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]P.S...Throwing rubber bands on someones head doesn't make a good thread... and it's lame.
I had to bring some life to your boring thread...as usual.
Hello?? It's office pranks in general dear. Not just throwing rubber bands.
(05-25-2012, 04:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Lighten up for once. You piss in every thread and ruin a good mood.
Come on F2. Aren't you looking forward to a nice long weekend? Weather is supposed to be good. Cookin on the BBQ? Layin in the sun? Hanging out with friends? Family? Anything?? Bueller??
Your mood only gets ruined if you let it.
Tomorrow, I'll be riding all day, and checking out Molly Hatchet.
Sunday and Monday I will be partying on the sand bar at the lake. I'm sure there will be cookouts and bonfires and all the good, fun stuff that goes with it.
Anything else you want to know?
Now that sounds like fun. I hope you have a great time and ride safe!
(05-25-2012, 04:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Lighten up for once. You piss in every thread and ruin a good mood.
Come on F2. Aren't you looking forward to a nice long weekend? Weather is supposed to be good. Cookin on the BBQ? Layin in the sun? Hanging out with friends? Family? Anything?? Bueller??
Your mood only gets ruined if you let it.
Tomorrow, I'll be riding all day, and checking out Molly Hatchet.
Sunday and Monday I will be partying on the sand bar at the lake. I'm sure there will be cookouts and bonfires and all the good, fun stuff that goes with it.
Anything else you want to know?
Now that sounds like fun. I hope you have a great time and ride safe!
Thanks, you have a nice weekend too.
But, while I'm in here, I need a bag to punch...that's where you come in.
(05-25-2012, 04:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Lighten up for once. You piss in every thread and ruin a good mood.
Come on F2. Aren't you looking forward to a nice long weekend? Weather is supposed to be good. Cookin on the BBQ? Layin in the sun? Hanging out with friends? Family? Anything?? Bueller??
Your mood only gets ruined if you let it.
Tomorrow, I'll be riding all day, and checking out Molly Hatchet.
Sunday and Monday I will be partying on the sand bar at the lake. I'm sure there will be cookouts and bonfires and all the good, fun stuff that goes with it.
Anything else you want to know?
Now that sounds like fun. I hope you have a great time and ride safe!
Thanks, you have a nice weekend too.
But, while I'm in here, I need a bag to punch...that's where you come in.
Might I suggest another target?
(05-25-2012, 04:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2012, 04:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Lighten up for once. You piss in every thread and ruin a good mood.
Come on F2. Aren't you looking forward to a nice long weekend? Weather is supposed to be good. Cookin on the BBQ? Layin in the sun? Hanging out with friends? Family? Anything?? Bueller??
Your mood only gets ruined if you let it.
Tomorrow, I'll be riding all day, and checking out Molly Hatchet.
Sunday and Monday I will be partying on the sand bar at the lake. I'm sure there will be cookouts and bonfires and all the good, fun stuff that goes with it.
Anything else you want to know?
Now that sounds like fun. I hope you have a great time and ride safe!
Thanks, you have a nice weekend too.
But, while I'm in here, I need a bag to punch...that's where you come in.
Might I suggest another target?
There's no other cheerleaders in here. A few come close, but you're the winner...don't you like to win?