Mock

I'll bring some bread and peanut butter, cuz there's sure a lot of jelly in this thread

I bet she gets laid more than I do.

Don't feel too bad Cracker, she has to pay for it! *shudders* gross! Her carpet would be white as snow too! hahaha.

Not to mention the botox in her lips...

(06-04-2012, 03:45 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]All that money and she can't find a decent hairdresser? I mean.

Even with a new hairdo she is still an alba-tross


Definition of ALBATROSS : something that causes persistent deep concern or anxiety

She's a mess, she needs a new plastic surgeon too.

Yeah i'd rather have a Thomas the Tank.

Actually I don't think a paper would cut it. Extra extra large paper bag.

Duchess and LC are chicks that if were neighbors or worked with....wherever I had had the opportunity to cross paths with... i would have wanted to hang out with. Ok I'm an admitteded ass kisser! So shoot me. But I don't say things that aren't true to me either.

I'd also be very proud if either Duchess, Ninja, MidwestSpy, Hair, KrystalShores, Aussie, (yes, even bitchgirl Cracker), User or Sally and some others were one of my kids....(let me remove Midwest from that list cause if he were my kid I then i couldn't show him my "still fabulous (yet slightly in need of surgical perky enhancement)...boobs. Ok okay that was gross but they are still fabulous...

Most all Mockers are really cool people except for of course that old fart, opinionated asshole, relic of the past, set in his ways, son of a bitch - Dick.

(Damn. I wanna go to one of those pirate parties so badly!!). I'm so in. I'll bring the kegs.

(06-05-2012, 07:45 AM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]Duchess and LC are chicks that if were neighbors or worked with....wherever I had had the opportunity to cross paths with... i would have wanted to hang out with. Ok I'm an admitteded ass kisser! So shoot me. But I don't say things that aren't true to me either.

I'd also be very proud if either Duchess, Ninja, MidwestSpy, Hair, KrystalShores, Aussie, (yes, even bitchgirl Cracker), User or Sally and some others were one of my kids....(let me remove Midwest from that list cause if he were my kid I then i couldn't show him my "still fabulous (yet slightly in need of surgical perky enhancement)...boobs. Ok okay that was gross but they are still fabulous...

Most all Mockers are really cool people except for of course that old fart, opinionated asshole, relic of the past, set in his ways, son of a bitch - Dick.

(Damn. I wanna go to one of those pirate parties so badly!!). I'm so in. I'll bring the kegs.

I'll just be your step-son, that way it won't be too creepy.

That's still creepy.

How do you not know that?

(06-05-2012, 07:45 AM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]Most all Mockers are really cool people except for of course that old fart, opinionated asshole, relic of the past, set in his ways, son of a bitch - Dick.

(Damn. I wanna go to one of those pirate parties so badly!!). I'm so in. I'll bring the kegs.

It's nice to be recognised for my best qualities.

(06-04-2012, 03:49 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]A big paper bag would cure both problems.

She is built for a blind guy.

(06-05-2012, 10:11 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]That's still creepy.

How do you not know that?

I understand it's still creepy. I used a modifier (too) to indicate that.

I'm sure, though, that there have been many mom/step-son encounters through the millenia.

And, of course, Pspence and I are both consenting adults. That's where the creepy factor takes a downward dive.

The lady in red

Kate is a beautiful young lady. She will make a wonderful Queen someday.

Kate Middleton is fit for royalty. Such beauty, poise and grace. Meeeeoooow.

A true Duchess. Just like ours.