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One of my friends here at work comes up to me this morning and asks if I know the really tall skinny girl that works in total loss. I said yea. She says the girl has on a white dress and you can totally see her ass and her black thong through the dress. She asks me should she have said something. I said yea maybe or tell one of the girls she works with. If tall skinny girl doesn't realize her ass is totally visable, she is going to be mortified. If she does realize it and she wore it to work anyway, then she is an idiot. Total loss is mostly younger people in their 20's. I am sure all the young guys over there are all over that white dress and black thong.

Just tell her to go commando and let the boys fight over the thong.

Don't you guys ever work at your job?

(06-15-2012, 09:06 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Don't you guys ever work at your job?

Nope. Never. Why should we?

Actually, it's been slow which is good since we have a lot of folks out on PTO. Some others are deployed to CAT areas. it's also good because less people are being injured in mva's. Bad because more losses = job security.

Sometimes I keep Mock open in the background and toggle back and forth between Mock and what ever I am working on. I hate sitting here with nothing to do. We don't even really have filing to do since we are mostly paperless these days. I suppose I could read up on the new legislaton coming our way again. But that is SUPER BORING. Besides we are having a class on that next week. So here I am - popping in and out for your posting enjoyement.

Introduce them to MOCK and specifically the, "MIND YOUR BUSINESS" thread.

It could be worse.
Much worse:

(06-15-2012, 08:57 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]She asks me should she have said something. I said yea maybe or tell one of the girls she works with.

Translation:

I'm a jealous, wrinkling, sea-cow.

(06-15-2012, 09:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-15-2012, 09:06 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Don't you guys ever work at your job?

Nope. Never. Why should we?

Actually, it's been slow which is good since we have a lot of folks out on PTO. Some others are deployed to CAT areas. it's also good because less people are being injured in mva's. Bad because more losses = job security.

Sometimes I keep Mock open in the background and toggle back and forth between Mock and what ever I am working on. I hate sitting here with nothing to do. We don't even really have filing to do since we are mostly paperless these days. I suppose I could read up on the new legislaton coming our way again. But that is SUPER BORING. Besides we are having a class on that next week. So here I am - popping in and out for your posting enjoyement.

Translation:

I am perfectly comfortable with mediocrity, lack motivation, and fully qualify as an uninspiring mainstream moron.

(06-15-2012, 02:27 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-15-2012, 08:57 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]She asks me should she have said something. I said yea maybe or tell one of the girls she works with.

Translation:

I'm a jealous, wrinkling, sea-cow.

Clearly MF knows nothing about women. She should have told the girl because I am sure if she knew her ass and thong were on display for the whole office she would be mortified. Not telling her would be the jealous thing to do so she can be talked about and be embarassed.

MF: Translation:

I am perfectly comfortable with mediocrity, lack motivation, and fully qualify as an uninspiring mainstream moron.

Real translation - I have to work to support my kids. Working for an insurance company wouldn't be my first choice in careers. However, I do what I have to do to pay the bills. Some days it's a fabulous job and some days it's just boring. Today it's boring.

Come on. The world needs mediocre, non-motivated, uninspiring mainstream morons too.

Think about it: the father in LadyCop's thread that has had 25 children with eighteen different women shares really none of the above traits (other than, I suppose, being a moron.)

SPEAKING OF HONESTY...

That's rich.

hahahaha

Didn't read this thread, just had to say that.

(06-15-2012, 02:38 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Come on. The world needs mediocre, non-motivated, uninspiring mainstream morons too.

Think about it: the father in LadyCop's thread that has had 25 children with eighteen different women shares really none of the above traits (other than, I suppose, being a moron.)

By the way, I missed you.