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Mubarak clinically dead, Egyptian state news agency says.

[Updated at 5:30 p.m. ET] Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, 84, was declared clinically dead shortly after arriving at a military hospital in Cairo, where he was taken after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest, medical sources told the state-run Mena News Agency.

Official reports of the stroke and cardiac arrest came earlier Tuesday. Adel Saeed, spokesman of the Egyptian prosecutor, had told CNN that Mubarak's heart had stopped, and that personnel revived him with "electric shocks and CPR." State-run Nile TV reported that Mubarak suffered a stroke.


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well now maybe he's not dead. heh

Gen. Mamdouh Shahin, a member of the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces, told CNN, "He is not clinically dead as reported, but his health is deteriorating and he is in critical condition."

Adel Saeed, the official spokesman of the Egyptian prosecutor, had said earlier, "We were informed by prison authority that Mubarak's heart has stopped and they used electric shocks and CPR to resurrect him. He is now on an artificial respirator and doctors from the armed forces and International Medical Center will inspect him."
That's exactly how I want the funeral home to set me up when I lift off. Glasses and all.
Mubarak is certainly going out with more style than his friend Gaddafi.

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Very cool scroll down photo gallery of Mubarak over the years with political leaders across the globe here:
https://thejgallery.wordpress.com/2011/0...e-awaking/
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Sometimes I like to wonder what sort of monster I could become if I had unlimited wealth.
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he's going to outlive Zsa Zsa!

Cairo (CNN) -- Ousted Egyptian strongman Hosni Mubarak is off life-support equipment and his health has improved a day after rumors that he was "clinically dead" swept across the world, his attorney said.

"The hospital will issue a statement shortly about his official medical status to curb the rumors and confusion from last night about his death reported by irresponsible media that has driven the country into a state of madness," said Farid El Deeb, Mubarak's attorney.

The development comes as Egyptians anxiously await the outcome of last weekend's presidential runoff and more information about Mubarak's deteriorating health.

MENA, a state news agency, reported he was clinically dead late Tuesday. The nation's military rulers quickly denied it.
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