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for all the Internet users this morning, as the gloom monger's predicted!

They actually did for about three million users. Going to be a lot of surprised folks that need new boxes today.

Our modem, router, or whatever the hell went out. I didn't have internet for THREE days!!! I threatened to kill my husband, then it got fixed.

Not sure what killed our internet, but I'm sure it had something to do with all music and/or porn he downloads.