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OK NOW I've seen it all. ::blink::

CLICK ME if you're stumped.

jackboots Wrote:i think it's a good thing for people like stroke victims or post-op patients, who want to attend to their own personal care as much as possible.

And fat cunts who can't reach their arse::bvomit::

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$14.98
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why would you want two? incase you absorb the first?

Jesus, who in the hell buys all that crap. Look at this stupid thing.

I always wondered what an ass wipe looked like. Other than my ex that is.

[user=88]ramseycat[/user] wrote:

Quote:I always wondered what an ass wipe looked like. Other than my ex that is.

What.....you live in a house with no mirrors?

When I was in France I made the mistake of pressing the wrong button on a bidet. It woke me RIGHT the Fuck up!

Maggot Wrote:When I was in France I made the mistake of pressing the wrong button on a bidet. It woke me RIGHT the Fuck up!

ahhh, you got the drinking fountain feature eh?

I felt violated is some rude clownish way.

Want to feel REALLY violated? I was taking a shit in an old Ukrainian outhouse a number of years ago (I had no options). The hole was nearly topped off to the brim with, what I assume, to be many years of crap and piss. I pinched a pretty hard and large loaf and when it hit the surface, splashed a bunch of 'whatever' all over my ass. To add insult to injury, I only had some glossy catalog paper to wipe with.

It actually gets tackier than this as the house had no indoor plumbing and I had to wait to boil water before I could get a lather up to get washed.

Now that's "violated".

I enjoyed that lol

[user=154]Luke Warmwater[/user] wrote:

Quote: To add insult to injury, I only had some glossy catalog paper to wipe with.

Be glad it wasn't just a corn cob!