Gather 'round, kiddies. Auntie Duchess is preparing to burn one. 
After this week I would so love to join you. However, I have to take Scoobie to the vet for his yearly check up, Jethro to the groomer for a bath and a mani/pedi, and then feed Things 1 and 2. Maybe then I can indulge....
15 minutes ago a friend of mine gave me 1.5 oz. of premium trim. I'm going to convert half into butter to cook with and half into hash.
LE Disclaimer: If you are law enforcement, reach into the front of my pants. There you will find an engorged penis. Get down on your knees, pull my pants down and hit yourself in the face with my cock.
I just made the best bloody Mary in town.
Watta day.
Cheers Duches!
Red wine. The good one. Yum.