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What a douche:

lesson learned: Say you hate fags for a larger market exposure. Watch your sales jump.
Well, that's not exactly what happened...
I like chicken but only the ones that are cooked with a beer can shoved up their ass. The fried stuff makes my tummy gurgle.
(08-03-2012, 11:39 AM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]Well, that's not exactly what happened...

I read the story yesterday that the chain had record breaking sales this week after the CEO denounced gay marriage, then GLAAD announced that they were going to protest by arranging "SAME-SEX KISS DAY" at Chick-fil-A's across the country (today, Friday IIRC), then supporters of the CEO's stance (and others touting "freedom of speech") took to Facebook and flooded Chick-fil-A's with business.

Chicken, politics, religion and sex... All in the same bucket.
So..........If you like this [Image: VHzS3.gif] you like chicken?


Poser.
Giddyupgodaddy.


You know what gave her away? She's using two hands.
hah
(08-03-2012, 11:24 AM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]What a douche:

Hey, at least he did his part in fighting hate by snagging that free water and berating a drive-thru worker. Social activism is not dead. 78

Definitely a douche.
He's a bottom........not a douche

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You can practically see the thought bubble over her head: "My life doesn't suck enough already?"
Many people were not protesting gay marriage but rather the rights of someone to express as much.
I love that he felt the need to qualify as he drives away... "I'm a nice guy by the way, and I'm totally heterosexual.. not a gay in me."

Wha-wha-wha WHAT?
I guess if there was a gay in him that'd be one way to tell.
(08-03-2012, 01:24 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]I love that he felt the need to qualify as he drives away... "I'm a nice guy by the way, and I'm totally heterosexual.. not a gay in me."

Wha-wha-wha WHAT?

Definitely his best line. He let me down though. I thought his driving-into-the-sunset line would be something really creative like, "not that there's anything wrong with that".

He missed an opportunity to really punctuate his point, imo. Slacker. Awink
Or at least given a spirited "Toodles!" or "Oooh-Gah!" as he drove away. That would have been a nice touch.
dude was a douche, you can always tell when they spend so much time telling you they are not a douche
She should get a raise.