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Best. News story. Ever.

Oral sex cures morning sickness:

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/1...-sickness/

Actually some science suggests it does. Prevents anyway. Breast cancer in particular.

Sperm. The miracle elixer.

I always crack up when I hear women running around yammering about creating for life.

Not without a straight shot of hot jizz ya' bitches.

And the way it's shaping up looks like without it they break down, shivel up, get sick and die.

LOL

So a guy named Gordon conducted this study? What a fucking surprise that a dude led the study and came (cough, cough) to that conclusion.

Jeebus.

6 surprising benefits of oral sex -

Did you know that semen actually serves as a mood stabilizer? So, that lift you’re feeling after pleasuring your partner isn’t simply a job well done satisfaction. You actually do FEEL better! Research suggests that semen may provide anti-depressant effects as it acts as an antagonist on depression. And more than that, it will completely lift you up as any form of sex has shown to boost self-esteem and confidence levels.

Get Your Blood Pumping to Lower the Pressure. Ahh, the numerous benefits of semen will have you rolling or reeling or both. Semen has been shown to lower blood pressure and calm you down, providing stress relief, better sleep and contentment.

Fight Disease & Illness For Both Parties.Yes, a shot of semen a day might just keep the doctor away. In fact, oral sex is beneficial to the health of both parties given that the more a man ejaculates, the lower his risk for colon and prostate cancer will be AND when a woman swallows a man’s semen, she lowers her risk for breast cancer.

Don’t Stress it. Having a bad day? No problem. Semen will literally relax you. If you’re stressed, research shows semen reduces stress 10 fold.

Immunity Boost Please! I know it might sound gross to some, but semen actually provides a good shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, various proteins and fructose which provides some nice health bonuses not to mention an immediate energy boost.

Heal My Heart. Did you know that sex may actually help protect the heart? Several experiments also show that the chemical oxytocin (released during sex) may even assist in healing wounds, including stubborn sores due to diabetes, by regenerating certain cells.

Cuddle Time! While lowering your stress levels and boosting your mood, oral sex also gets you in the mood to get intimate. Bonding and closeness are often felt during and after this fun sexual experience.

Side Notes: Did you know that oral sex is even mentioned in the Bible? Encouraged even as a way to stay chaste, oral sex is often referred to in the Song of Solomon and swallowing is encouraged in order to not “spill his seed upon the ground.” Crazy, huh?

You're welcome Smiley_emoticons_smile

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^ShiZAM!

Ever wonder why many cosmetics and shampoos look like cum? Because that's how you sell shit to women.

Bukkake.

That's weird - My spellcheck doesn't recognize bukkake.

Maybe we should talk about the darkside of blowjobs...

(08-11-2012, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]6 surprising benefits of oral sex -

Ask LC, I am living proof that this is fact. My abs say it all! LOL

(08-11-2012, 08:35 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-11-2012, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]6 surprising benefits of oral sex -

Ask LC, I am living proof that this is fact. My abs say it all! LOL

Your gay humor is a trip & I enjoy the hell out of it. Are you less flamboyant in real life? Strangely, I imagine you to be somewhat conservative. Go figure.

I love SC's humor and would love hang out for a day with him IRL.

(08-18-2012, 09:42 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-11-2012, 08:35 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-11-2012, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]6 surprising benefits of oral sex -

Ask LC, I am living proof that this is fact. My abs say it all! LOL

Your gay humor is a trip & I enjoy the hell out of it. Are you less flamboyant in real life? Strangely, I imagine you to be somewhat conservative. Go figure.

i love his sense of humor~~his humor is so over the top and hysterical.
that whole outrageous queen persona. Dramaqueen

but when it comes to the job he is a smart & serious man and not to be trifled with. it took a LOT of courage to come out on his Dept. too, it's a macho profession. and he has also earned rank. Police

a man of many facets.

oh, and a talented photographer! ---> [Image: takingpictures.gif]

http://mockforums.net/thread-6712.html

good looking SOB too.

i admire him very much.

(08-18-2012, 02:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ] i love his sense of humor~~his humor is so over the top and hysterical.
that whole outrageous queen persona.

but when it comes to the job he is a smart & serious man and not to be trifled with. it took a LOT of courage to come out on his Dept. too, it's a macho profession. and he has also earned rank.

a man of many facets.

oh, and a talented photographer! --->

http://mockforums.net/thread-6712.html

good looking SOB too.

i admire him very much.

I find SC's attitude about life admirable. Being so out there and honest about himself coupled with the responsibility of his job requires a very special person. A person who knows and accepts himself. I agree with LC, I admire SC very much too.

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