10-17-2009, 09:02 AM
10-17-2009, 09:41 AM
Stupid fuckin' holiday
LuMPyPussy
10-17-2009, 10:01 AM
What holiday? Am I missing something?
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10-17-2009, 10:42 AM
And another holiday for men to get in trouble for forgetting.
10-17-2009, 07:58 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:What holiday? Am I missing something?It's sweetest day. Some made up holiday that is supposed to be sort of like Valentine's Day. Another stupid day to make people spend money on gifts and dinner.
10-17-2009, 08:15 PM
ranks right up there with "fourth meal"...
10-17-2009, 09:53 PM
Ha! I hired my pal "Pete" today to fix a bunch of siding that was screwed up and on the way to pick up some siding he says Geez I'm hungry.....pull over at this McDonalds, he asked me if I wanted anything and I made a gag face, fuck you I said that shit will make you fucking sick! He got 2 of those dbl hamburgers that must have half a cow worth of greasy flab in them. One hour later he was leeching in the back yard. See! I said, that shit will kill you as I handed him a towel to wipe the smegma off his lips.
What this has to do with this thread......nothing, but I just wanted to see puke in it.
What this has to do with this thread......nothing, but I just wanted to see puke in it.
10-17-2009, 10:04 PM
i'm surprised it made Pete sick, he has been known to eat boiled groundhog! ::bvomit::
LuMPyPussy
10-17-2009, 10:09 PM
Sorry to tell you this Maggot, but smegma don't come from cows. The bovine kind anyway.
10-17-2009, 10:16 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sorry to tell you this Maggot, but smegma don't come from cows. The bovine kind anyway.I classify "smegma" as anything that drips with a high viscosity from anyones lips. But thats just the way I roll.
10-17-2009, 10:18 PM
jackboots Wrote:i'm surprised it made Pete sick, he has been known to eat boiled groundhog! ::bvomit::He is very daring....he ate some of my dill pickles I canned at 8AM.........::doh::
10-17-2009, 10:20 PM
No Lumpy I did not "can" them at 8AM........he ate them then with his coffee. I had to look away.......
LuMPyPussy
10-17-2009, 11:05 PM
Aha! No wonder I've never heard of this:
Quote:Sweetest Day is an observance [color="orange"]celebrated primarily in the Great Lakes region and parts of the Northeast United States[/color] on the third Saturday in October. Once known as a day to spread love and cheer to the unfortunate, this popular holiday in the northern U.S. is now known as a day to show affection to the loved ones in your life.
10-18-2009, 12:10 AM
"this popular holiday in the northern U.S. is now known as a day to show affection to the loved ones in your life."
I just dry humped my mother-in-law....evidently I'm not from the northern U.S.
I just dry humped my mother-in-law....evidently I'm not from the northern U.S.
LuMPyPussy
10-18-2009, 12:21 AM
Yeah, apparently wet humping an in-law is reserved for Detroit.
10-18-2009, 07:21 AM
It's a day later and I still think it's a stupid fuckin' holiday...Hell, I don't even celebrate Valentines Day, I think that's a stupid fuckin' holiday too, ranking right up there with New Years resolutions...People who choose one day a year to say & do things that they should be doing all year long are stupid fuckin' people.
SyberBitch
10-18-2009, 09:06 PM
Luke Warmwater Wrote:ranks right up there with "fourth meal"...Because Americans need another reason to eat...
SyberBitch
10-18-2009, 09:09 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Because nothing helps the homeless like a schmaltzy greeting card.::bang::Quote:Once known as a day to spread love and cheer to the unfortunate,