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Yes.




Even on chat boards, such as this.

Anytime my wife does something that I, at first, find annoying I remind myself that I'm the one with the problem. She's the nicest person I've ever met. She would never be annoying to anyone on purpose ever. I simply remind myself of this fact and tell myself to calm the fuck down.

As for how she puts up with my crazy ass, I have no fucking clue.

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She puts up with you eating Pepperoni pizza!

Yes. Like a mad bear I will put a proper murder on the right pepperoni pizza.

Bears will eat just about anything (or anyone). I wouldn't lay my argument with them.
Fuzzy wussy snarling bastards.

I feel like you're missing the 'right' and 'properly made' parts of my pizza position.

I sure know my wife overlooks all my annoying habits.

She doesn't really have any/many and those she does have I manage to get past.

(08-11-2012, 07:46 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like you're missing the 'right' and 'properly made' parts of my pizza position.

You could have all the members of the Spice Girls hand feed me your pepperoni pizza and I'd still say I got jipped.

I was wondering what happened to those girls. Chucky Cheese eh?

(08-11-2012, 07:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]I was wondering what happened to those girls. Chucky Cheese eh?

I think they still look pretty good.

Careful. Beckham could beat the S out of any or all of us.

Sure if you stuff them in giant mouse outfits.

The divorce rate says no.

(08-11-2012, 07:45 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Bears will eat just about anything (or anyone). I wouldn't lay my argument with them.
Fuzzy wussy snarling bastards.

Did you get that from Leave it to Beaver?

(08-11-2012, 07:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]I was wondering what happened to those girls. Chucky Cheese eh?

Wonder no more...they will be on the closing ceremonies for the Olympics tomorrow night, if you're into watching something like that.

I'm into watching the CC. Not so interested in watching the SGs.

(08-11-2012, 04:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Anytime my wife does something that I, at first, find annoying I remind myself that I'm the one with the problem. She's the nicest person I've ever met. She would never be annoying to anyone on purpose ever. I simply remind myself of this fact and tell myself to calm the fuck down.

As for how she puts up with my crazy ass, I have no fucking clue.

you must be rich or be good in the sack.

(08-11-2012, 07:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I sure know my wife overlooks all my annoying habits.

She doesn't really have any/many and those she does have I manage to get past.

I tell my husband (and it's true) that he is 95% of the greatest man i've ever known or will ever know...and 5% pure asshole.

(08-11-2012, 08:30 PM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-11-2012, 04:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Anytime my wife does something that I, at first, find annoying I remind myself that I'm the one with the problem. She's the nicest person I've ever met. She would never be annoying to anyone on purpose ever. I simply remind myself of this fact and tell myself to calm the fuck down.

As for how she puts up with my crazy ass, I have no fucking clue.

you must be rich or be good in the sack.

I'm definitely not rich.