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LuMPyPussy

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What a cool looking dog!
Ha! I love that dog.

D

I feel sorry for that dog!
D Wrote:I feel sorry for that dog!
He dont know he looks stupid........yet cool. He probably wags his tail and drinks water much like lumpy drinks beer.Smiley_emoticons_razz

LuMPyPussy

Out of a bottle? ::dunno::


is he cowardly or a junkyard dog?

SyberBitch

I hate it when people trim their dogs like that, fucking idiots. The trim is designed, specifically, for breeds with heavy hair that need to swim, such as poodles (yes folks, poodles were bred to be sporting dogs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poodle).

I also hate it when morons insist that dogs with heavy coats 'shouldn't' be shaved in the summer months, because the fur 'insulates' them from the heat. What a crock of shit! Let they try wearing a down parka during the summer and see if they feel 'insulated'. bah.
[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:I also hate it when morons insist that dogs with heavy coats 'shouldn't' be shaved in the summer months, because the fur 'insulates' them from the heat. What a crock of shit! Let they try wearing a down parka during the summer and see if they feel 'insulated'. bah.

I take it it's the summer months you tend to your own fur parka, that ranges from your belly button to your knees in the winter months? :kiss::

SyberBitch

Borndragon Wrote:[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:I also hate it when morons insist that dogs with heavy coats 'shouldn't' be shaved in the summer months, because the fur 'insulates' them from the heat. What a crock of shit! Let they try wearing a down parka during the summer and see if they feel 'insulated'. bah.

I take it it's the summer months you tend to your own fur parka, that ranges from your belly button to your knees in the winter months? :kiss::
Hey! I keep my briarpatch neatly trimmed... most of the time... Smiley_emoticons_wink

The only fur parka I grow in the winter is on my legs. Screw it. I don't wear shorts in the winter.

D

SyberBitch Wrote:The only fur parka I grow in the winter is on my legs. Screw it. I don't wear shorts in the winter.
God damn! If there's enough hair on your legs you'd consider it fur... wait a minute... you're big foot's daughter aren't you?

SyberBitch

D Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:The only fur parka I grow in the winter is on my legs. Screw it. I don't wear shorts in the winter.
God damn! If there's enough hair on your legs you'd consider it fur... wait a minute... you're big foot's daughter aren't you?
2nd Cousin 3-times removed ::bigg::
SyberBitch Wrote:
D Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:The only fur parka I grow in the winter is on my legs. Screw it. I don't wear shorts in the winter.
God damn! If there's enough hair on your legs you'd consider it fur... wait a minute... you're big foot's daughter aren't you?
2nd Cousin 3-times removed ::bigg::
I AM bigfoot(size 12)

D

fucking cunt bitch Wrote:I AM bigfoot(size 12)
Mens or Womens? A woman's size 12 isn't that big. My friend John wears a size THIRTEEN... in Military boots. That's like a 14.5 or 15 in normal footwear sizes. (Don't ask me why the Mil uses a different size footwear system.... but I'm a size 10/10.5 depending on brand and I swim in a military 10)

SyberBitch

D Wrote:
fucking cunt bitch Wrote:I AM bigfoot(size 12)
Mens or Womens? A woman's size 12 isn't that big. My friend John wears a size THIRTEEN... in Military boots. That's like a 14.5 or 15 in normal footwear sizes. (Don't ask me why the Mil uses a different size footwear system.... but I'm a size 10/10.5 depending on brand and I swim in a military 10)
12 is fucking huge in women's shoes (for women that is)
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Smiley_emoticons_razz

Being a dopey trollop i was just about to say why is his head so small :Blush:

Great picture::thumbs::

Ever seen a dog shit half way up a tree on three legs coz mine does104 seriously he does.

LuMPyPussy

Never seen that and I demand a photo! ::laugh::
Ever seen a dog shit half way up a tree on three legs coz mine does104 seriously he does.





I came in the house to get away from the sun and craziness going on outside, and to my surprise am able to use this phrase. "Your a Freak"!!!! ::lmao::I gotta get back to grillin and spillin. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin