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So, I am out in the warehouse this morning, helping my near illererate warehouse guy assemble an engine lift, transmission jack and a trailer dolly, getting all the little goodies all lined up that make life easier. One of the other managers hollers at me to come over where he is, WTF dude. SO I go over ther and right by his foot is a bag of coke, Seriously? I go ballistic, I have 7 or 8 guys out there on different tasks, call them all over for a confab. No one cops to it of course. I flush the stuff and call my boss in N.Y. He is as pleased as I am, we start the ball rolling to drug test everyone.
It can only be maybe 1 guy, 2 are broke cause they got mugged sat night and lost the entire check, one just started yesterday and has his drug test paperwork in hand, his dad I have known for years and my warehouse guy.
So the ball is rolling couple hrs go by and my boss asks me about the security cameras? Damn, I was so pissed I forgot about them. So I start reviewing them, while I am at that one of my guys cops to dropping it. Said he found it outside the warehouse door when he opened up and put it in his pocket because he didn't know how to handle it. WTF? SO I say, you know, there is a guy here that is supposed to handle all the problems around here right? (that would be me). So I review the tapes, I clearly see it fall off of him, no doubt. I also see his story about picking it up outside is bullshit.
I cancell the drug tests and am sending his back to arizona or wherethefuck he came from.
Rant off...

How will you dispose of the drugs?

He said he flushed it.

How much coke was it?

He already flushed it OBK. I don't know if I should start cussing him out and risk board drama - or just weep silently into my pillow.

Cause board drama for sure. LOL

Oh you rabble rouser

(09-12-2012, 07:53 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: [ -> ]Oh you rabble rouser

rabble rouser ahahhahaa

^Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and laughter until someone loses a bag of coke!

Was just a dime bag, but these guys are tower climbers. Its a dangerous job straight, much less ... high

I'm totally with you when it comes to safety at work, although - if that guy has always climbed those towers high, then chances are sobriety will not exactly give him firm footing... just sayin'

Oh wait, you already sacked him. Nvm.

YOU FLUSHED THE COKE????? R U CRAZY???

I was intending to shout STUPID IDIOT initially, but CRAZY works just as well, and is oh, so much nicer

I'm no coke head, but if I came across a bag I certainly wouldn't flush it. Me and the husband would be having a little fun after the kids went to bed.

(09-12-2012, 09:11 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]YOU FLUSHED THE COKE????? R U CRAZY???

...and he didnt even take a toot before doing so.

Gotta be a lotta "happy fishes" swimmin around out there somewhere!

Six couldn't do a line and order mandatory drug tests for everyone. What if his boss made him take one too. Opps. So Six says well I had to make sure it really was coke.

^
On Miami Vice, Crockett used to dip his pinky finger into the white powder and then taste it.
I always thought that is how the professionals get the job of testing the validity and/or purity done?

I like my (every now and then). I don't do any other drugs. Rarely drink. Never been into pills. Although years ago I had tried coke but I didn't like my heart racing like that and I couldn't STFU for nothing.