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. . . . . . that you think you can do better then anybody else.

Me: Drive, many used to call me Jason Statham

I'm pretty good a peeling a grapefruit.

I can ride a unicycle.

Ice skate

^
Have you ever skated on thin ice?

Is it all it's cracked up to be?

Spell and cook.

I can roll my tongue and fold the bottom over the top like this picture featued at Ripley's believe it or not. My son can do it too. Not that it's already strange enough just to be able to do that, but I can roll it up and down like a wave while doing it.

[Image: Can_you_roll_your_tongue.jpg]

Hula Hoop

^ I'm better at Hula Hoop than my friends or sisters, but yeah, that woman's got moves I've never seen. She wins.

(09-17-2012, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I can ride a unicycle.

I saw a guy on a unicycle riding down 125 last weekend-my son wants to know how you steer it, with no handlebars.

(09-18-2012, 05:50 AM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2012, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I can ride a unicycle.

I saw a guy on a unicycle riding down 125 last weekend-my son wants to know how you steer it, with no handlebars.

With the pedals the side you push on is the way you go. All you need is a tiny difference to make a difference.

(09-17-2012, 05:24 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]that you think you can do better then anybody else. [/size]

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I can plan & throw a party better than anyone I know, but lots of people can.

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

- I can tell someone to fuck off & die in a very charming fashion but that's nothing to write home about.

- I can cuss a blue streak in French in such a gracious manner that the one they are directed at think they are words of love.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(

Me: Drive, many used to call me Jason Statham

Holy Fuck! My worst posting screw up to date. Jesus Christ, Cars! Taz

(09-21-2012, 09:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-17-2012, 05:24 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]that you think you can do better then anybody else. [/size]

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I can plan & throw a party better than anyone I know, but lots of people can.

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

- I can tell someone to fuck off & die in a very charming fashion but that's nothing to write home about.

- I can cuss a blue streak in French in such a gracious manner that the one they are directed at think they are words of love.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(

Me: Drive, many used to call me Jason Statham

HowYouDoin?

(09-21-2012, 09:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(

Not sure how I missed this the first time through... but yes, you've definitely got something. Shout it from the mountaintops... because there are those who can't do it right.

(09-21-2012, 12:18 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-21-2012, 09:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(

Not sure how I missed this the first time through... but yes, you've definitely got something. Shout it from the mountaintops... because there are those who can't do it right.

I agree that it's an important (and fun) talent to possess, Jim.

But, I'm not sure shouting it out from the mountaintop is really fair.

Imagine the stampede of out-of-breath men racing uphill only to find that Duchess has scurried down the other side of the mountain, laughing all the way. Awink

I've got nothing. I can put my foot on top of my head or pick my nose with my toes if I wanted to but that's probably pretty common.

I want everyone to try it RIGHT NOW!

*picturing Duchess trying to stick a toe up her nose*

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