...for weekends that last 96 hrs.
...for zero calorie eclairs.
...for pretty knee high boots that don't hurt our feet.
I pray for more pussy than I get and legalizing Cannabis.
That's the spirit, honey.
If anyone posts a legitimate reason to pray I'm going to slap them silly.
Don't worry i will stamp on their faces for you when they hit the deck
I knew I could count on you! 
(10-14-2012, 06:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
...for pretty knee high boots that don't hurt our feet.
Or my shoulders.
Picture THAT! 
(10-14-2012, 10:24 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
Picture THAT!
Oh, I do
I pray for Goodwill/Salvation Army to have pretty women's clothes in my size. I need a new wardrobe.
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
(10-14-2012, 07:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
That's the spirit, honey.
If anyone posts a legitimate reason to pray I'm going to slap them silly.
(10-14-2012, 07:19 AM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]Don't worry i will stamp on their faces for you when they hit the deck
Bring it on!
I pray for the motivation to do some fucking homework today.
Well, someone had to do it... please Hammer, don't hurt us.
(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker.
I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands.
That's what I meant, Clang, the shock would do her in not that you would put your hands on your Mom & kill her because she found your dainties. Jeez. I know you're a good Catholic boy.
(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker.
I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
HaHa! Maybe he thought you got lucky!
(10-14-2012, 04:24 PM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ] (10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker.
I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
HaHa! Maybe he thought you got lucky!
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